[Naruto] A Countryside Tale of Passion

Hashirama: "Madara, you're a message from the heavens, my very own apocalypse."

Madara: "Hashirama, if you've got time to stand around saying all that, why aren't you working? It's already September! Stop with the mushy talk and get out there to harvest some wheat!"

Naruto: "Sasuke, how's business been these last few days?"

Sasuke: "Sigh... The wiring hasn't had any problems lately, so nobody's called me to fix it. Does that sound like good business to you?"

Naruto: "Ahaha! I've got a few big customers coming in today. That's a lot of money!"

Sasuke: "Hmph."

(A truly rural romance. Want to see Sasuke the electrician? Naruto the host at a nightclub? Madara driving a tractor? We've got it all! Note: This story is a companion piece to [Naruto] Rural Love Story, but that one is BG, while mine is BL. The writing is awful, the characters may be OOC, so please don't flame me.)