[Naruto] Black Zetsu After Being Reborn

As the most hardworking villain of the Fourth Shinobi War, Black Zetsu, the devoted son, toiled his whole life and still couldn't escape the fate of failure.

Reborn at the beginning of it all, he carefully reviewed the lessons he'd learned and suddenly realized: his strategy was wrong!

If he combined the Sage Body with the Sage's Eye, wouldn't having children to inherit the Rinnegan be much faster?

Thus, enlightened Black Zetsu set out to play matchmaker. But why can those two brothers always find a way to turn a perfect script into a bad ending with their brother cards and best-friend cards?!

Matchmaker Black Zetsu is completely unfazed, and even feels like cursing them out.

I just want one of your kids! Can't you two just get together and have a whole bunch?!

Please, please get together already!!!