After Marrying a Goofy Alpha [Interstellar]

[Announcement: This novel will enter its completed-story reverse sale on April 3. The paid chapters start at Chapter 20, so little angels who've already read those chapters, please don't buy them. Thanks for your support _(:з"∠)_] [My new novel, Goodbye, Marta (ABO), is now underway. Please add my xianxia novel, Beasts Beneath the Skirts of Beauties, to your wishlists. Thank you.] Note: The A in this story is the top. The top. The top. He may be a bit of a goof, but he's still the top. What's it like to go from beta to omega? I can't speak for anyone else, but ever since Bai Ling became an omega, his life has been nothing but a tragedy. In just three days, he went from losing his job to getting dumped and then getting married. And the worst part was... "I wonder what kind of omega would be worthy of an alpha as perfect as me." His alpha is a textbook narcissist. As for Huo Pu, from the day he stepped into the Heatherdun family mansion, he thought his life had been locked into a fixed pattern. He never expected that an unexpected wedding would completely change his life. Two parallel lines can never cross to see the scenery beyond their own worlds. But the moment we meet, we step into a new dimension. Goofy, split-personality, narcissistic alpha × frigid, elite omega Goodbye, Marta (ABO) Blurb from the bottom's perspective: The movie star Jian Li has loved An Duo for many years. Unfortunately, he used all the wrong methods when they were young, so An Duo has always hated him. Jian Li doesn't care, though. He was a bit of a chuunibyou back then. "I'd rather have you hate me than be just a passerby in your life." Jian Li thought he would follow An Duo like this for the rest of his life. But in his sophomore year of college, an accident changed him from a beta into an omega, and the military academy expelled him. He left An Duo's life for good. Just when Jian Li thought he'd never see An Duo again, they unexpectedly reunited under extremely awkward circumstances. "Will you mark me?" While he was in heat. Blurb from the top's perspective: An Duo Nava, marshal of the Second Army Group, had a dream when he was young: to be a lazy second-generation rich kid who did nothing but eat and wait to die. Unfortunately, he was saddled with a cursed surname and got stuck with an annoying beta who clung to him from high school all the way through college. The beta slept through class and bothered him, forced him to explain problems after class, clung to him after school to work through exercises together, and even offered to tutor him on weekends. He successfully turned An Duo from a good-for-nothing into an elite student. An Duo: ... He didn't want to be an elite student at all. Years later, An Duo became a marshal, while the annoying guy changed careers and went into show business. Then An Duo discovered that the annoying guy hadn't just changed careers, he'd changed sex, too, from beta to omega. And... "Could you give me a temporary mark?" He'd happened to catch the other guy in heat. Later, An Duo realized that the annoying guy wasn't all that annoying after all. An alpha marshal who dreamed of doing nothing but eat and wait to die but was forced onto the path of excellence, as the top × a self-reliant, academically gifted movie star, a "Nava fanatic" who changed from beta to omega, as the bottom Please add Beasts Beneath the Skirts of Beauties to your wishlists QAQ. Little angels who are interested can visit my author page and add it to your favorites _(:з"∠)_ Blurb Once upon a time, there was an unlucky, good-for-nothing protagonist from a cultivation-world leveling-up novel. He had a genius fiancee famous far and wide. She cruelly broke off their engagement. Later, he made a comeback and got his revenge, and his former fiancee's family came to beg him to reconcile. On their wedding day, he discovered his fiancee was a man and ran away in fright. Later, he found himself a charming and adorable junior sister. The day they fell passionately into each other's arms, he felt something stiff beneath her skirt, and ran away in fright again. Later still, he met the person who was the moonlight in his heart. He accidentally caught a glimpse of that beloved bathing, and discovered that the one he thought was "her"... He ran away in fright once more. Later, he met the cinnabar mole in his heart. The day the cinnabar mole was poisoned by lust, he was ready to sacrifice himself, only to discover that when the cinnabar mole lifted their skirt, they were bigger than him. He ran away yet again... but this time, he couldn't escape, QAQ Xu Qinghe: I finally caught you (smiles). Shi Yang: π_π I'm straight. A shape-shifting, cross-dressing top with three thousand incarnations × a classic cultivation-world leveling-up novel's supposedly straight bottom Theme: