[Wuxia Crossover] Chasing Me? Please Submit Your Resume!

Ming Lanyue, a senior HR manager at a well-known tech company. Everyone knows that every spring and autumn, her hands shred hundreds of thousands of paper resumes. Those hands are so cold and evil, they've brought tears to countless young men and women. Under the force of all that resentment, she is cursed and transmigrates into a martial arts world. [System: Here's a little goal for you. Grow the startup and make it strong, screen resumes, assign staffing needs, adjust the organizational structure, and help our company grow big and strong, meow!] Looking at the hundreds of ordinary employees under her who have no martial arts skills, and realizing she has no special powers whatsoever, Ming Lanyue crumbles. At least she's still rich. "Ha! Want to get your hands on the fortune the Qinglong Association left to its descendants? Then come to my Mingyue Manor, submit a resume, and find me!" "Hello. May I ask about your romantic history? Under zero, one, three, and more than three relationships, you've chosen 'unknown,' which no one else has ever selected. Is there some special reason?" Ming Lanyue asks the Thief Shuai with a gentle smile. "Huh?" The Thief Shuai scratches his nose. "Well, I can't remember how many relationships I've had. I was worried you'd want more details if I checked 'more than three.'" "Oh, ho ho ho." Ming Lanyue gives a tactful laugh. "You're very funny." "Please go home and wait for a response. I'll get back to you within 90 business days." Ninety days later: Thank you for your application! I've added your name to our talent pool. If any romantic or marital opportunities come up, I'll get in touch right away! In reality: "Take these and burn them." Ming Lanyue expressionlessly hands a stack of resumes to the maid beside her. The Thief Shuai's is among them. "Hello." Ming Lanyue carefully examines the resume of the Mount Hua Sect's senior disciple, who is smiling sheepishly in front of her. "I see you're a top student from the prestigious Mount Hua Sect. But I've heard you've already been expelled. According to our rules, we can't accept the sect listed under your education. Do you have any other qualifications to report besides Mount Hua?" "Um, I suppose. I also studied under..." As he rattles off six or seven names and explains why he studied under each of them, Ming Lanyue reacts with a mixture of amazement and applause. At the end, she puts a cross on his resume. Note: Far too much work experience, likely to change jobs. After thinking it over, Ming Lanyue adds a circle beside it. [Decent character, keep under review] Theme: Heh heh heh, it's time to let the men of the martial arts world experience the terror of job hunting!