[Crossover] I Just Want to Play Basketball

Hello, everyone. I'm Inoue Makoto. Yes, I'm that Inoue from Kamizaki, the one who was evenly matched with Aomine Daiki the year before, then got crushed by him the next year and called him a monster. Thinking about it, I played a major part in the breakup of the Generation of Miracles, too. But today I'm over the moon, because I've become Aomine Daiki. I'm going to play basketball~ To Aomine Daiki: Please handle yourself with care. If you accidentally break through the bed, smash through a wall, stomp through the floor, shatter a table, and so on, I'll auction off your Little Mai photo album to cover the damages. Please note: I have an incredibly respected big brother who plays with fire. His clan has been expanding rapidly lately, and things have been rather hectic. Please don't cause trouble for him. I have a friend I promised to commit suicide with once a month. Please show up on time. I have two martial arts instructors, one of whom is bald. Promise me you'll never get so carried away admiring him that you formally become his disciple. He used to have a head of thick, glossy black hair, but then he went bald. It scares me. The other is a third-year senpai from the host club. Don't forget to bring cake. He's super cute, and even getting beaten up by him is worth it. Finally, and most importantly, please bring coffee jelly to the neighbor every week. There'll be lots of messes (crossed out) lots of things that need help from the pink-haired guy, so make sure to hand it to him in person. Map to his address attached. Updates whenever inspiration strikes, enter at your own risk. The author makes things up as they go, writing is at an elementary school level, logic serves the plot, and anything goes. OOC warning: the characters belong to the original work; the OOC is mine. The author is fragile and needs lots of love and care~ No need to tell me if you drop the story. Pairing undecided.