I Became the Celestial Masters' Favorite by Cooking

Tong Shangyan was born unlucky. For most of his life, nothing ever went his way. Then he met Yin Tangfeng, and his life took a 180-degree turn. Every day, all kinds of impossible things turned his worldview upside down.

Yin Tangfeng runs a fortune-telling studio and has been a genius since childhood. His charms, spells, monster-fighting, and formation-setting skills are all the best among his peers.

After Yin Tangfeng took Tong Shangyan in, Tong Shangyan thought he was about to enter the world of the occult. Instead, he went from an unremarkable office worker to... an amateur cook for the occult world...

Tong Shangyan's daily question: Is my cooking really that good?

Heavenly Master Moocher No. 1: Xiao Tong, another bowl of rice! What? There's no more rice? Which glutton stole my portion?

Heavenly Master Moocher No. 2: Yanyan, can we have spicy dry pot, boiled beef, kung pao chicken, fish-fragrant shredded pork, and... tomorrow?

Heavenly Master Moocher No. 3: Put that eggplant down! We agreed the last piece was mine!

Yin Tangfeng elegantly picked up the last piece of braised eggplant and asked, "Who just said this piece of eggplant was theirs?"

All the moochers shook their heads. "Nobody... nobody..."

Tong Shangyan: ...

A guide that pretends to be very serious

1. The original title was Everyone in the Three Realms Is Begging Me to Cook. It was a bit too over-the-top, so I changed it.

2. A heavenly master gong who's aloof on the surface but might suddenly lose his temper X a shou who's dazed on the surface but might suddenly become sharp.

3. All the occult stuff is made up. Just don't believe any of it.

Theme: When others offer you kindness, repay them with kindness. Be kind to others, and they will be kind to you.