Me in Ninth Grade: Goofy, Absurd, and Utterly Illogical

If my memory isn't playing tricks on me, this is the silly piece I wrote during the longest summer vacation of my life, after taking the high school entrance exams in ninth grade. It was also my very first novel. I don't even know why I'm posting it. The answer is that I'm an idiot.

Shen Yunfan has become obsessed with a big name in the online voice-acting community. But this big name is so mysterious, always leaving people baffled.

A handsome cousin has moved in with Shen Yunfan. But this cousin is so familiar, he always seems like the big name.

He's a fake cousin. They're not blood-related!!!

Delusional, drama-loving bottom vs. steady, doting top

A childish, amateurish novel I wrote for fun in middle school. It's full of melodrama. If anyone reads it, I'll be happy. If nobody does, I'll treat it as a memento of my edgy teenage years.

A short story.

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