[Cold, venomous top student seme x tough-looking but soft-hearted school bully uke]
"Top student, your name sounds so girly, hahaha! Did your mom think you were going to be a girl when she was pregnant with you?"
"..."
"Why didn't they name you Little Star? That'd suit you so well, hahaha! They knew you couldn't perform, so they gave you the name Ding Xin, hahaha!" He Jiangnan, who clearly had no fear of death, toppled over and clutched his stomach, laughing.
"...I can't perform? Want to find out?"
"No, no, no! Brother Ding, please don't be mad. I know you can... Mmph!"