What to Do When Your Tribulation Partner Is Your Ex

A flirtatious, seductive immortal shou VS a cold, secretly passionate demon gong On his first day on the job with his new Matchmaker's Certificate, Feng Yu did something stupid: he matched a guy's destined partner with another man. The Heavenly Emperor was furious and sent him down to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation. Then he ran into the very guy whose match he'd gotten wrong. Of all people, it had to be his ex-boyfriend from before he ascended, Lu Shiheng. #What to do when your tribulation partner is your ex# Feng Yu looked at his ex, who was just as handsome as he had been eight hundred years ago, and blinked. “You might not believe this, but the Heavenly Emperor sent me to marry you.” Lu Shiheng: ??? Heavenly Emperor: I didn't! I wouldn't! Don't make things up. I only sent you to the mortal realm to reflect on your mistakes, not to go have fun. Bonus scene: Lu Shiheng had a face that could captivate everyone, so he had an absurd number of admirers, from gods and demons to humans. And damn it, he was popular with both men and women! He was basically a peacock spirit in human form! Human woman: Lu Shiheng, want to date? Feng Yu: He doesn't have a car, a house, or any savings. You won't get anywhere with him. Peach Blossom Fairy: Lu Shiheng, care to share a romantic fling? Feng Yu: Immortals and demons are worlds apart. Heaven's will will keep you from ever being together. Male immortal: Lu Shiheng, want to hook up? Feng Yu: Damn it, go die! Rabbit spirit: Lu Shiheng, want to cultivate together? Feng Yu: He's impotent. You'll spend your whole life as a lonely widow if you go with him. Lu Shiheng let the earlier comments slide, but then looked at Feng Yu. “I'm impotent, huh?” Feng Yu rubbed his still-sore waist. “...You're not a peacock spirit. You're a spirit bear.”