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Please add my new novel next door, "Ancient-Era Kids Livestream Their Daily Lives to Modern People," to your reading list~~
Blurb: (A cozy, funny slice-of-life story with a slow start. Please don't read if that's not your thing.)
At first, Jiang Su thought she had transmigrated. Later, she realized she had transmigrated into a book, an ancient-era school-set Mary Sue novel.
Her old dream had suddenly come true. She had gone from a lowly office drone to a rich beauty, and was about to embark on her easygoing life. But Jiang Su couldn't bring herself to be happy.
She was the vicious supporting female character, whose life's ambition was to bully, torment, and humiliate the heroine. But she couldn't overcome the heroine's halo, and ended up suffering the consequences, marrying a poor scholar from the academy and living a miserable life before dying a tragic death in the countryside.
To avoid the plot, Jiang Su changed her identity and successfully switched classes, keeping her away from all the major characters. She was sure she could start a peaceful, laid-back life, only to learn that she'd been assigned to kindergarten.
On her first day, she accidentally wandered into the kindergarten
Strange female teachers, grubby kids with runny noses, a clingy little class monitor with a serious case of boss fever, a desk mate who wet his pants, and the kids' deafening wails that nearly burst her eardrums...
Jiang Su (retreating like a lazy fish): No way. I've got to get out of here!
After some time
This is an academy where strength (meaning physical force) is everything.
Thirteen-year-old Jiang Su, now incredibly powerful, looked at the little underlings in front of her. Their average age was under five, and their average height barely reached her waist. She wore the smile of a boss at the top of the food chain.
What did the plot matter? What did the heroine matter? Nothing was more important than raising a free workforce.
"Boss, have some tea!"
"Boss, have some candy!"
"Boss, I'll fan you!"
Parents began to notice that their troublesome kids had changed.
Not only had they stopped misbehaving, but they had become obedient and sensible, even offering to help with chores. They could serve tea, pour drinks, peel fruit, and do all sorts of things. Their thoughtful behavior moved their parents to tears.
To show their gratitude, the parents brought generous gifts to the academy, only to discover that the one who had taught their children to be so sensible wasn't a teacher. It was Jiang Su!
From then on, influential people from every walk of life wore down the threshold of the Jiang family home!
First-rank ministers, top merchants, even members of the imperial family all came to thank her.
The Jiang family's least favored third daughter had suddenly become the hottest name in Liangzhou City. The rest of the Jiang family: "…?"
Years later, a group of children had grown into famous figures known throughout the country. When asked who had influenced and helped them most in childhood, they all said with feeling:
++++++I was only three/four/five years old that year, but thanks to one person's lessons, I learned early on how cruel society can be. It made me more clear-eyed and resolute. Who was that person? Oh, my extremely overaged classmate, Jiang Su...
*I only wanted to take it easy, but somehow became the boss of the kindergarten
*Who understands the sorrow of a lazy fish?
Note: The early story focuses on growing up. Romance doesn't begin until adulthood.
+The academy is partly based on historical settings, but there are tons of original details. I'm working hard to improve it~
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[Please add my novel next door, "Ancient-Era Kids Livestream Their Daily Lives to Modern People," to your reading list.]
Song Shuyu is three years old. He lives in Ping'an Village and enjoys a simple, happy life in the countryside with his parents. His biggest worry right now is deciding where to go play with his friends tomorrow.
But his peaceful days are interrupted by a voice claiming to be a "Livestream System."
The System tells him that the world he lives in is a novel, and his whole family are cannon fodder characters. His hunter father will lose control of his temper, accidentally injure someone, and end up in prison. His mother, a tofu seller, won't be able to bear the blow and will die of grief. He will become an orphan with a tragic fate.
Song Shuyu's little face turns pale, and he's just about to cry when the System tells him that if he binds himself to the Livestream System and streams every day, he can earn points by winning the audience's affection and gifts, and use them to change his family's fate.
Song Shuyu agrees through his sobs, then asks the question on his mind: Uncle System, what is a livestream?
System: …
The System explains that livestreaming means showing the audience what he's best at and most proud of, making them happy with his demonstrations. When the viewers are happy, they'll send him gifts and follow him, and he can earn points. In short, he should stream anything that can attract an audience.
Song Shuyu's eyes light up. "I get it!"
Seeing that he understands, the System leaves for another plane, planning to return and check on things three years later.
It assumes that young Song Shuyu's livestreams will involve taking advantage of his cute looks and sweet voice to act adorable and beg for gifts.
But Song Shuyu's actual livestreams show the audience the things he does best: picking mushrooms, catching loaches, gathering wild fruit, and filming himself eating three meals a day, since his parents always praise him for being such a good eater.
Three years later, the System watches as Song Shuyu uses his everyday livestreams to carve out a place for himself in the streaming world. He's become the most popular streamer, with tens of millions of followers...
The System falls silent.
Song Shuyu asks anxiously, "Uncle System, has our family's fate changed?"
The System looks at Song Shuyu's father, who has made a fortune leasing mountain forests and fish ponds and opening a distinctive farmhouse restaurant. Then it looks at his mother, who has become famous across the country for making all kinds of unusual dishes. Finally, it looks at the male and female leads, who are working for the couple...
Changed? You've done more than change your fate. You've defied destiny and turned cannon fodder into the main characters!
Later, the System asks Song Shuyu how his parents learned so much modern knowledge.
Song Shuyu answers happily, "The fans in my livestream taught me!"
Then he proudly pulls out a perfect math test, a full score on his recitation of three hundred ancient poems, and his newly invented water-powered automatic vegetable chopper, along with other modern knowledge and skills
System: …
Theme: Overcome laziness and become self-reliant
Cheng must be Chu Fuzi's cousin, right?
It's not enough, please update (?д?;?)
This eldest sister doesn't pretend to be very good either, she looks like she's asking questions (¬_¬)
Little kid Li Zian is so well behaved.
The kid thinks so much. Obviously Susu is afraid that he will get burned.
So funny! "Aba Aba" "cerebral palsy"??????
I feel like the plot is a bit slow
Wait, who is the male protagonist of this original article?
"To" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ pour
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on