Touch Me Again and I'll Call the Cops

He Chen is a handsome, flirtatious veteran detective and online celebrity, voted the man people most want to hug. In private, though, he's completely uninterested in sex. Su Yu is a rich young heir. To make He Chen his, he memorizes cheesy pickup lines, attends every kind of crash course in romance, and comes up with one shameless scheme after another... Lu Hua: What about Su Yu isn't good enough for you? He Chen: Ever heard of a generation gap? Lu Hua: Stop acting cool. You wouldn't care even if the age difference were 25 years, let alone 15! He Chen: I mean, I casually told him his shirt looked nice, and he immediately jumped to taking it off, getting into bed, getting married, and having kids. That's the generation gap. Lu Hua: ... He Chen: Also, if someone keeps putting their hands on a cop, can I report them? Would anyone do anything about it? Later "Su Yu, button up your shirt." He Chen said it, but still glanced over again. Su Yu replied without thinking, "It's fine, I'm not cold." He Chen rubbed his temples. "I know you're not cold, but you're seriously affecting my work efficiency!" Couple: a seemingly cold but secretly flirtatious top × an innocent, straightforward, impulsive bottom who loves to spend money One-on-one, mutually doting, sweet age-gap romance, with the top 15 years older than the bottom [[[Coming soon: My Omega School Bully Isn't Very Obedient]]] Wan Yi is an omega with striking looks. The Shen family, whose alphas have exceptionally pure bloodlines, chose him as a child bride, and they've been drilling one thing into him since he was little: keep healthy and give Shen Yuan a big, healthy son. After ten years of brainwashing, Wan Yi pretends to be silly and obedient on the surface, but secretly makes himself sick to fight back. To avoid Shen Yuan, Wan Yi transfers to No. 2 High School, determined to become an omega who can beat up every alpha in the school. But the Shen family is powerful. The principal is Shen Yuan's uncle, his homeroom teacher is Shen Yuan's aunt, and they even arrange for him to share a deluxe room with Shen Yuan, get private medical checkups every month, and receive free postpartum meals... Everyone at school knows that Wan Yi came to No. 2 High School to get pregnant. Wan Yi, determined to defy fate, is furious. He grabs Shen Yuan and snarls, "You bastard, you're so desperate for a kid you've lost your mind!" Looking at Wan Yi's flushed face, Shen Yuan suddenly thinks having a child might not be so bad. Keeping a straight face, he backs Wan Yi into a corner, step by step. "I have lost my mind. At least ten in five years. What are you going to do about it?" Couple: a naturally clueless omega with delusions × a scheming, brooding alpha [[[Ongoing: No Making Out in the Game! (Infinite-Flow)]]] Chu He, a player permanently banned and blacklisted by the underground city, returns to the death game after pulling off a series of outrageous stunts. The System blares out alarms. The most hardcore player faces off against the most cold-blooded enforcer, and the battle takes a sudden turn. The other players grab their sunflower seeds and little stools, eagerly settling in to watch this clash of two kings. Six months later, the two big shots are together. Spectators: Excuse me??? The game has taken a turn. It's not scary at all, and damn it, it's kind of sweet! Chu He, who never does anything decent, meets Wan Chao, who loves causing trouble Chu He: I'm well-behaved. Wan Chao: What a coincidence. So am I. System: As if I'd believe either of you! Get your hands off each other! Couple: a shamelessly flirtatious top × a bottom who never does anything decent Theme: