Originally titled Nine Lives, Unconcerned with Heaven.
[This story's male leads include]
A sinister chief eunuch who has to wave and spin around three times on the doorstep every day when he gets home.
A refined Daoist priest with the whole world in his heart, who likes to sneak peeks at the neighbor Cuihua feeding chickens and pigs in the morning.
A domineering emperor who cares for the people, but serves mare's milk in a durian shell and hides under the bed to drink it every night.
A cold-faced cousin, brilliant and talented, who adores flower-petal baths and likes to sing folk songs while bathing.
A skilled leader of the martial arts world who can charm anyone, but has eight mosquito bites on his head that just won't go away.
A rich young master who hides his identity to join the army, but, whenever he sees a whole roasted lamb, wants to urge people to protect animals.
A genius doctor who heals the world, but jumps into the river on the fifth of every month and gets fished out by his child bride.
A coffin maker with superb craftsmanship who likes to fry terrible peanuts and give them to the neighbors.
A handsome general who is undefeated in battle, has no leg hair, and likes to skip coins across the water.
In the end, he is simply Yan Zhui.
[Why are the male leads so strange? (No)]
Bu Yuehui falls into a System. The System's masters are two orange cats she picked up.
Mat Tuan: "Master, your mission is to die for love. Find your own CP."
Mat Qiu: "Cats have nine lives, so we've managed to get you nine lifetimes to die for love."
As a Tang poem goes: "A little feast ends, escaping the summer heat; across the level bridge, I stroll beneath the moon and return."
Their names are fatefully connected, so the CP is a sure thing. The first time Bu Yuehui sees Yan Zhui, she decides he's the one.
From then on, Bu Yuehui pursues him peacefully every day and cheerfully seeks death.
At last, she drives Yan Zhui mad.
"You return to the distant springs, forever separated by the deep earth."
Bu Yuehui, would you be willing to live and love me for one lifetime?
In my final life, I'll live and love you.
It's not angsty, really. The male lead is very handsome, really. If you don't believe me, I'll kiss you.
