Lex: I'm going to pick a fight with Superman!
Me: Come on, big bro, calm down
As the two faced off, I stood behind Boss Lex, took a deep breath, and frantically signaled Superman to get away from my brother. If he didn't leave, my brother was going to blow up.
Me: Big bro, your thick, luscious hair is so gorgeous, even I'm jealous!! Forget Superman. You even lost your hair because of him. How could I face my future sister-in-law!!!
Boss Lex: ??? What are you babbling about now?
Me: Big bro, look how wonderful this girl is. How about making her my sister-in-law? If that doesn't work, find a guy. I wouldn't mind, blah blah blah...
Boss Lex: No. How can we call this home while Superman still lives?
He's a powerful man. I can't mess with him.
And in the end... in the end, the two of them got together.
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Bro?????? You?????? Weren't you the one who swore you'd pick a fight with Superman? Or was that me???
So were you two facing off as foreplay?
Superman and Boss Lex: I didn't! I didn't! Don't make things up!
What can I do? I'm at my wit's end. You're my brother, so I'll put up with it.
