I am Haruno Sakura. I am female.
I am a person without feelings.
But everyone says I'm gentle and dependable.
I don't think that adds up.
Haruno Sakura: I've decided. I'm going to become someone without feelings.
Yamanaka Ino: Hahaha, Sakura, what are you talking about? Aren't you the class clown?
I am clearly cold, cruel, and heartless.
Why am I a class clown?
I don't think that adds up.
Sure enough, red bean dumplings are my one true love!
You foolish humans, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Everyone: Sakura, come over and eat some red bean dumplings!
Haruno Sakura: Coming!
And so Haruno Sakura used the Body Flicker Technique to dash off and eat dumplings.
That's more or less the (crossed out) funny (crossed out) story~
Main pairing: Madara →← Sakura
Side pairing: Everyone → Sakura → red bean dumplings
Sorry, I want to date Madara.
#The incredibly long title has almost nothing to do with this story#
It's summer vacation, so updates are weekly!
Random updates may drop at any time :-D
Premise: You are all my wings.
It's really super pretty! Don't give up updating!
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Ah what? It was actually updated?! Ye Qing is back, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! The weather has cleared up and the rain has stopped. I feel like I can do it again! Come on, keep going. (By the way, didn't you write monthly updates? This has become annual updates, okay??)
This is a Madarakeng text T_T
Updated monthly. . . . I_(??ω?? ∠)_
This introduction is inexplicably familiar? It seems to be similar to a certain trap...
Come on, author, I'm going to take the liberty to ask, what is CP, Madara Sakura?
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Oh my gosh!!!!! The author has updated!!!!! Grandpa, have you seen it? I can still see author updates as long as I live!!!!!! Come on!!!!!!!