[Jian San + Douluo] The Entire Enemy Team Is Trash (Though Our Healer Is Too :)

Long·Moved to·Pei. The pen name is unchanged, but there will be no more updates here.

I only just realized that my comment about moving, which I posted in the latest chapter at the beginning of the month, was deleted. I'm reposting it here in the synopsis.

2019.8.29

The three people who transmigrated for the first time were completely bewildered.

Hua: "Ah, what the hell! Give me back my 25,000+ gear score!"

Qin: "...Give me back my Harmony skills! I only know how to stand still and deal damage with Mo Wen, qvq!"

Dao: "...Where is this?" The big shot fears nothing: p

#How Two Big Shots and One Idiot Who Can Only Stand Still and Deal Damage Conquered the Arena#

#Our Goal Is to Rank Up in PVP, PVE Is Up to Chance#

#Another Day of Getting Carried by the Big Shots#

There's no way we're healing, absolutely no way. What can you expect when our healer is a noob?

I'm definitely an idiot. In PVE, all I know how to do is stand still and deal damage. In JJC, I quickly end up washing the floor with my face, so fight scenes might be brief or boring. I'll do my best, otz. If you can't stand it, please hit the X in the upper-right corner. I'm begging you, on my knees, face down on the floor.

This won't follow the original completely. You don't need to have played Jian Wang 3 to read it; it won't affect your reading. If you spot a part where my IQ has gone offline, please tell me so I can fix it and give my brain a recharge. Please.

[Bonus Scene]

Qin: You guys, come on! Let me play a healer in JJC. Wouldn't it be great to have a dedicated healer, qvq?

Hua: I don't think so. Healer Song really... isn't as good as our melee team. (Your healer Song is a low-level milk bottle...)

Dao: ...Actually, if the two of us just put in a little more effort, it won't matter if we have a healer Song.

Hua: Emmm, fine then. (In my head: It's just playing 3v3 as if it were 2v3. OJBL!)

Qin: ?? QAQ (What are you even saying? I don't understand QAQ)