My Human Always Thinks This Cat Is in Love with Him

After Chu Yi ate the entire Buzhou Mountain, he moved in with Qin Xianzhi.

There wasn't much food at the foot of the mountain, so he got hungry easily. But he discovered that whenever he was near his keeper, he stopped feeling hungry!

He had to find a way to be near him. So...

He brushed Qin Xianzhi's palm when taking things from him, touched his sleeve at mealtimes, and even hugged him whenever he managed to find him.

But Qin Xianzhi seemed to dislike him. He would always blush and tell Chu Yi to go away, yet whenever Chu Yi did, his expression would turn sour. It made no sense at all.

As he kept finding excuses to brush against him, Chu Yi realized that even in his dreams, he wanted to eat his keeper. Literally.

For Qin Xianzhi's safety, he began carefully avoiding him.

What he never expected was that from then on, he ran into Qin Xianzhi everywhere he went, and the other man even...

"Come home with me," Qin Xianzhi said.

Chu Yi: "No."

Qin Xianzhi lowered the brim of his hat. "You just want to 'eat' me, don't you? Come home."

Chu Yi asked in surprise, "Aren't you scared?"

"If you're not scared, why should I be?" Qin Xianzhi said, his ears turning red. "Let's go." He took Chu Yi's hand of his own accord.

At first, Chu Yi thought his keeper was beautiful and kind. Later, he learned that the way Qin Xianzhi meant to be eaten was nothing like what he'd imagined.

Coming soon:

My Secret Crush, the Movie Emperor, Confessed to Me:

Bai Li had been in love with movie star Lu Qianyuan for seven whole years.

He had a delusion: whenever he was alone, he would imagine that Lu Qianyuan was his lover.

Then one day, Lu Qianyuan announced that he was in a relationship, and had found his soulmate, whom he'd loved for seven years.

Looking at the identical mugs in the photo, Bai Li knew it was time to put an end to his fantasies.

That night, someone appeared at his door. Unlike the cool, abstinent man on TV, this one's eyes were unmistakably full of affection.

He said, "Darling, I'm home."

Staring at the movie star who had suddenly appeared, Bai Li stammered, "Who are you?"

"Your husband," Lu Qianyuan said, his voice tender and husky. "Though, I wouldn't mind being your wife, either."

Bai Li: "???"

#My years-long secret crush came true#

#Apparently I lost my memory and got myself a boyfriend#

I Thought I Could Just Lie Flat [Quick Transmigration]:

After toying with a powerful man's feelings in one world, Bai Yu happily made a run for it.

While he was fleeing, the System suddenly asked if he was interested in changing careers.

Bai Yu: "What do you mean?"

"Have everything brought to you, and all your meals served. Face-slapping and punishing scumbags, all while lying flat."

Bai Yu immediately replied, "Sure, sure!" All he had to do was cling to a powerful backer. How easy was that?

Later, he clutched his aching lower back, which felt like it was about to snap, and wept bitterly. "Lying flat is so damn exhausting."

"Baby, what are you saying?" A powerful man from one of the worlds scooped him into his arms with a smile. "Come on, let's go have some fun in bed again."

Bai Yu reached out like a tragic hero. "S-save me... QAQ"

#If I'd known this would happen, why did I toy with his feelings in the first place?#

#Today's tears in bed are payback for yesterday's antics out of bed#

#You'll never imagine how exhausting lying flat can be#

I talked it over with my editor. The book will switch to paid chapters starting from Chapter 22 on 2019.10.15. Hope you'll subscribe then!

Reader's guide:

1. Bottom is the focus, one-on-one. A seemingly aloof but actually tsundere top x a seemingly sweet but actually vicious bottom.

2. Later in the story, for plot reasons, the bottom will turn into an orange cat!

3. A lighthearted supernatural story.

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