The Rebirth Casebook

This foolish author is looking for advance readers for my newest post-apocalyptic novel. If you didn't get your fill of my previous one, look forward to seeing how much I've improved.

A Beautiful New World Blurb

There is no beauty in this world that comes from nowhere. Flowers bloom so brilliantly only because of the filthy soil beneath them.

Someone: "Dear Keke, look at this flower. It's beautiful, just like you!"

Wang Ke looked at the mutated man-eating plant: "...Get out of my sight..."

Someone: "Sob, sob. When you need me, you call me 'handsome big brother' every other breath. When you don't, you tell me to get lost. A woman's heart really is like a needle at the bottom of the sea."

Wang Ke: "...Get lost! The biggest mistake of my life was meeting a clingy pest like you!!!"

Wang Ke had never imagined that after wandering around for so many years and visiting so many places, she'd end up somewhere this strange. There were still so many places she'd wanted to see, and she'd dreamed of visiting every beautiful corner of her homeland. She'd never thought she'd wander into a place like this. Was Heaven punishing her for taking her wandering too far? Right? Right? Right?

It doesn't matter if the world isn't beautiful. As long as there are people, we'll make it beautiful.

But you, the clingy pest, listen up! You are absolutely, definitely not my type!

Someone: "Hey, you with the surname Niu, did you hear that? Keke wants you to stay away from her!"

Wang Ke: "...I'm talking about you!"

Someone: "...But my dad's surname isn't Niu, and neither is my mom's!"

Wang Ke: "..."

This world has never been beautiful. Beauty is something that must be carefully created.

Blurb

"Hey, native sprout, come over here. We need to talk."

"What's a native sprout?" Ning Yuan asked with an innocent face, like old wine in a new bottle...

"I want to be your life coach."

"You look pretty good. And you can switch bodies now and then for a bit of novelty. Should I make a move?" Ning Yuan asked slyly, stroking his chin.

"I can help you reach the pinnacle of life and marry a rich, beautiful woman. How does that sound?"

"Then can I marry an alien?"

Alien: "..."

This is a serious blurb, I swear! After returning because of a flowerpot, Ning Yuan discovered that in the corners he couldn't see, anything impossible could become possible.

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