The Demon Lord Always Says One Thing and Means Another

[Preorders next door: modern romance, "Transmigrating into the CEO's Scatterbrained Wife"; historical romance, "Pregnant with My Nemesis's Baby"]

They say one mountain cannot hold two tigers, and the demon realm certainly cannot have two Demon Lords.

And yet, somehow, there are.

The denizens of the demon realm: Kill this pretender who's trying to steal the throne!

Feng Qi is helpless. He gives the current Demon Lord a quick kiss.

The denizens of the demon realm: !!! Kill this vixen who's bewitched the Lord!

Feng Qi curls a finger: Then have another.

#I just love how you hate me but can't do anything about it#

The proper blurb:

Feng Qi spent a thousand years in seclusion. When he emerged, the Demon Lord's throne had already changed hands.

Young man, now that you're the Demon Lord, do your job properly. Why have you left so many messes lying around?

With no other choice, Feng Qi rolls up his sleeves and takes care of things himself. He also has to keep the Demon Lord from destroying the world.

Feng Qi: I'm exhausted, and I don't even get paid.

A playful bottom x a top who looks dark on the outside but is even darker within

Content warnings:

! The author is trying to serve up plenty of sweetness, though things may occasionally go a little off track.

! Firmly 1v1. No ship-bashing or disruptive comments.

"Transmigrating into the CEO's Scatterbrained Wife"

A straight man transmigrates into the role of the Mary Sue heroine and is forced to deal every day with an over-the-top domineering CEO.

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Yan Shu transmigrated into a book, an old-school, melodramatic Mary Sue novel.

The good news: he collected the material for this book, so he knows the plot and tropes inside out.

The bad news: the world of this book will faithfully, solemnly, and earnestly recreate all those stupid tropes.

A fall always ends in a kiss.

A woman who stirs up trouble.

A one-night stand at an inn.

A car accident and amnesia.

Yan Shu: This is such a freaking mess. I'm not going out with the male lead.

Gu Sheng: Hah. Woman, do you enjoy playing hard to get?

After Yan Shu has been forced to play hard to get for ages, the male lead finally stops acting like a gentleman!

Gu Sheng: Woman, tonight you're mine.

Yan Shu unbuckles his belt: Oh, let me show you something precious.

Gu Sheng: ⊙▽⊙

The top is a husky, handsome for all of three seconds. He's vain and annoying.

Gu Sheng: What's money? I'm not interested in money!

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