There Is a Phoenix Waiting for Me to Die Every Day but I Will Not Die

New article "After being transformed into cannon fodder, I just want to become a monk", the main subject, mitotic attack Copywriting of this article: Lanzhu was too lazy to die, but he didn't die completely and traveled to a new world. What was not good was that as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a phoenix swallowing saliva at him. Lanzhu:...... Eat, eat, I'm too lazy to run away. A phoenix is a phoenix that only has integrity, and does not become a demon by eating food. So he decided to provide for this bamboo and receive his inheritance - bamboo rice. After raising Feng Rong, I realized something was wrong. Why was this bamboo getting younger and younger and starting a business? Lanzhu discovered that the science of this world is really wonderful. As long as he clicks on the weird-looking hand chicken, food and clothing will be automatically delivered to his door; as long as his children and grandchildren get some mountain spring water, they can make a fortune. It is simply a paradise for lazy people. He loves this world. Regarding the bamboo tube water, the crowd's expressions at first were like this: What kind of three-no product, has it been filtered? Disinfected? Has it been tested? You dare to sell a cup for 100 yuan even though you have nothing. Are you crazy if you want to make money? Are you afraid of rotting your stomach and contracting some parasites after drinking it? Later, the crowd's reaction was as follows: [Dad, Dad, please let the company go public, ask for a nationwide chain, and ask for no purchase restrictions on Bamboo Water Online. Pre-collection of the copy of "After being transformed into cannon fodder, I just want to become a monk" In Tanmei novels, there is always a cannon fodder Gong who is unable to love the protagonist Shou, turns evil and seeks death, and is finally eliminated by the protagonist Shou and the protagonist Gong. It's so easy to die, Xu Ang turned into such a cannon fodder. The current situation is that the original character has tied the protagonist to the hotel and is preparing to attack him. According to the plot, the protagonist will break in in one minute and start Xu Ang's miserable life. Xu Ang: ... Dear, are you going to kill the chicken? Protagonist:... The protagonist who breaks into the door:... A month later, facing attacks and attacks that came to his door at the same time, Xu Ang, who had successfully persuaded the abbot to ordain him: ... Hasn't he gotten rid of the plot? Protagonist: You looked at my body, you are responsible. Protagonist Gong: You saved my life, you have to take responsibility. Xu Ang: ... Does the porcelain of a monk also touch you? ! Note: The protagonists in the original text are the same person. Mitosis Attack Articles that my gay friends like "My Taoist Companion Thumb Demon Lord" By Qing Zun "After becoming a spare tire, I was targeted by both the villain and the protagonist at the same time" by Yi Yezi My final article "Husky, you are mighty and majestic" "Time Travel: Marrying a Poor Loose Cultivator" "The Taoist monk I picked up is a seed" Intention: