Stop Talking Nonsense and Take the Blame [Quickly Wear]

Copywriting of this article: (The text has been completed) Lucky draw at the annual meeting of the Bureau of Environmental Protection Wen Yan looked at other people's bonuses, holographic game consoles, and the ultimate journey through time and space... Take another look at the photo of the new boss and his pet dog in your hand He frowned and thought for a long time, and finally looked ferocious and raised the knife in his hand. He tore off the ugly face of capitalism and issued a resounding sentence: Huh? ? ? Well, this time, not only did this tear off the reward of two months of paid leave, They were also demoted to the "blame group" who "don't want to live but don't dare to die" Not only do you stew yourself in an iron pot every day, but you also need to stew it cleanly. Wen Yan said he couldn't bear it, and the old director said he had to bear it even if he couldn't. So Wen Yan's daily life became: Look at how skillfully I stew myself in the iron pot! Isn't it just a pot? What's the big deal? Why is it noisy? Leave it for me and come right away! I'll take the blame! It's all my doing! But unfortunately, when he should have taken the blame, someone always took it for him. Warm reminder: 1. 1V1, attack with one person (play long term, catch big fish) 2. Updated on time at 9pm 3. World: police and criminals, entertainment industry, e-sports, interstellar... ======================================== Final article: Sweet cookie in the entertainment industry "I promised not to speculate on CP!" Continuing with the new article, the campus cookie "Don't even think about it", please give me a pre-order! Copywriting: The most exciting thing in the major universities in Zhenan City recently is that the "notorious" crane tail evil spirit, Lu Yan, has transferred to another school. It's easy to die, but the transfer is still the focus of the province of the Gods Fighting Shura Field, Zhen'an No. 1 Middle School. And in the center where the gods were fighting, there was still a Dinghai Shenzhen that "refreshed records in major leagues" - Gu Qi. The king meets the king, life and death, everyone is waiting to see who is better. - Until later, at the school sports meeting. The whole process was filmed live, and the camera happened to catch the two big guys in the stands, and the whole audience held their breath. Dinghaishenzhen Gu Qi just smiled, tilted his head and bit his ear with the evil god: "Do you know what games are often played during halftime of some NBA games?" The evil spirit didn't answer. "Kiss Cam, the camera randomly selects viewers, and if they are in the same frame, they will kiss." Then he pointed to the screen: "Just like now." "So, a kiss?" "..." The next second, with everyone watching, their weight-saving Dinghai Shenzhen was pressed to the ground. — Later, one day, the four provincial key joint mock exams ended and the rankings were announced. Rumor has it that the entire paper will only contain the student number of the Evil God, and his name is on the Dinghai Shenzhen. From then on, the number of insurmountable mountains in One Middle School changed from one to two. -Two academic tyrants, two male gods, campus cookies ————☆————☆—————— Pre-release Part 2: "After Entering the Underworld" The day after Wen Bai received his diploma, he won a prize, and the prize was a job. The cause was a job posting that went viral a week ago. A pheasant leather bag company from nowhere posted a Weibo post asking for a personal assistant for its boss. The sudden C-position hot search, coupled with the four unrestricted requirements of "no education, no age, no gender, no geography" marked in red and bold, instantly became a hot topic. People who eat melons 1: You may not believe it, but my job was won by lottery. People who eat melons 2: Where did the pheasant company come from to add drama to themselves? People who eat melons three: It is recommended to send 1818 Golden Eye. Amid the growing sarcasm, Pheasant Company announced its company location - No. 1 Villa. With every inch of land and every inch of money, it was the first villa for either the powerful or wealthy businessmen. He also added that the salary starts at one million, and can be increased as appropriate. If the number of people in the lottery exceeds 810,000, the lottery will be automatically drawn. Netizens: Just after the middle of the year, the number one ranking of the annual shady news has been released, @ confusing behavior awards Until later. Real estate tycoons, top Internet tycoons and other industry tycoons have retweeted the Weibo to express their support and participate in the lottery. Everyone:………… As a result, Wen Bai became one in 810,000 and won the prize. - A few days later, Wen Bai, who was regarded as the European Emperor, updated his Weibo: My boss is not a human being. Impersonal boss: Are you scolding me? Wen Bai, who sees through the world of mortals: No, no, boss, please don't over-interpret it. A few months later, the boss who was not a human said: Wen Bai, do you like me? Win Mod Emotion Bai: Well, there really isn't any. Lu Zheng: Yes, you can. Purpose: I didn't have a choice before, but now, I want to be a good person