Copywriting of this article (Qizhen version):
Qi Zhen's plane just landed, and he went through a three-session meeting without even getting back from jet lag. The main target of the meeting was his own actor brother, who was trending more with dogs than with people.
Grandpa: Why hasn't that bastard found a partner yet? If he doesn't find a partner, what's his purpose in entering the entertainment industry?
Qi Zhen: Maybe his goal is to become an actor.
Grandpa stamped his cane: He is 29 years old.
Qi Zhen: I am only 29 years old.
My aunt looked sad: I will be thirty in one hundred and twenty-six days.
The tone sounded like his son would be buried in another hundred and twenty-six days.
So Grandpa gave an order, and spy Qi Zhen became the legendary "He Yunxiu" assistant.
I stumbled into the entertainment industry by accident.
Originally, Mr. Qi just wanted to borrow his grandson's hand to see his grandson's sweetheart.
He never expected that not only would he get a grandson on this trip, but he would also lose a grandson.
Later, every time I thought about this incident, I would beat Gu Heng excitedly with a cane.
Gu Heng version copywriting:
19-year-old CEO Gu: Have you seen this marriage certificate? Qi Zhen and I.
29-Year-old CEO Gu Da: My Bai Yueguang is back, but he belongs to my brother.
Sweet pets, no brains, no cruelty, sweet entertainment industry stories
Warm reminder: Gu Heng & Qi Zhen; He Yunxiu & Gu Wei
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The copy of the follow-up article "Don't even think about it" is as follows:
The most exciting thing in the major universities in Zhenan City recently is that the "notorious" crane tail evil spirit, Lu Yan, has transferred to another school.
It's easy to die, but the transfer is still the focus of the province of the Gods Fighting Shura Field, Zhen'an No. 1 Middle School.
And in the center where the gods were fighting, there was still a Dinghai Shenzhen that "refreshed records in major leagues" - Gu Qi.
The king meets the king, life and death, everyone is waiting to see who is better.
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Until later, at the school sports meeting.
The whole process was filmed live, and the camera happened to catch the two big guys in the stands, and the whole audience held their breath.
Dinghaishenzhen Gu Qi just smiled, tilted his head and bit his ear with the evil god: "Do you know what games are often played during halftime of some NBA games?"
The evil spirit didn't answer.
"Kiss Cam, the camera randomly selects viewers, and if they are in the same frame, they will kiss." Then he pointed to the screen: "Just like now."
"So, a kiss?"
"..."
The next second, with everyone watching, their weight-saving Dinghai Shenzhen was pressed to the ground.
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Later, one day, the four provincial key joint mock exams ended and the rankings were announced.
Rumor has it that the entire paper will only contain the student number of the Evil God, and his name is on the Dinghai Shenzhen.
From then on, the number of insurmountable mountains in One Middle School changed from one to two.
-Two academic tyrants, two male gods, campus cookies
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Final article: "Quickly cross over, stop talking nonsense, turn around and take the blame"
"Open the door, and the underworld will send warmth"
"We agreed not to speculate on CP!"
Intention: I am so lucky to meet you