A General's Guide to Raising Rabbits

Bai Yu was the timidest rabbit on Zhaoyao Mountain. After hiding away for three thousand years, she finally dared to face the lightning tribulation and take human form, only to be burned down to a soul by a strange flame.

The System sent her to transmigrate and told her: You will marry a cruel and violent general. Once you stop being afraid of him, you'll have earned your merit and fulfilled your destiny.

Bai Yu trembled and tearfully agreed in a tiny voice.

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Qin Xuan, the General Who Guards the North, had a dream. In three years, he would be surrounded by rebel troops for his cruelty and violence, then die at the hands of a mere child. What a fucking pathetic way to go!

But a voice in the dream told him: As long as you marry the Left Chancellor's youngest daughter and cherish and dote on her, you can dispel your murderous aura and avert your destined death.

Qin Xuan roared: That timid Bai Yu, who's as scared as a rabbit? I once yelled at her and she was so frightened she couldn't get out of bed for a month! Marry her?

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The general's daily routine: riding around the mountains with his sweet little wife.

His subordinates brought back two wild rabbits. “General, let's roast these rabbits out here and reminisce about the old days.”

The general was about to agree when he saw his little wife trembling and crying: “Bunnies are so cute! Why would you eat them...?”

“Fuck off! If you bring rabbits here to scare my wife again, I'll...” He couldn't bring himself to finish the threat. He couldn't scare his wife!

Ugh! I can't even watch. The mighty, imposing general is afraid of a single tear from a young girl!