HP [Anti-Mary Sue] I Must Be Crazy

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"Your father won't push the notebook to Shui Lan'er this time, will he?" Ginny asked Draco with wide eyes. She didn't like Shui Lan'er, she had never liked her very much, and her dislike became even deeper after she spoke so loudly to Harry yesterday. But it had reached the point of yelling. After all, it was a human life, and she had not done anything bad that would lead to death. If she wanted to die, Ginny didn't think it was enough. Draco was also very unsure: "I don't know... But to be honest, if you were not here, he might really choose Shui Lan'er? But I don't think he would. You don't know..." He said with difficulty, "My parents both... Like her very much." Ginny felt the same way: "Okay, don't be embarrassed, who doesn't like Shui Lan'er?" Draco smiled wryly and shrugged. Harry interrupted them: "Hey, look - there's a fight over there!" Just like the history of the other world, Arthur Weasley and Lucius Malfoy had a shocking fight. Draco felt terrible about this. He silently shifted his gaze, searching for Shui Lan'er's figure in the crowd. Ah, there! Why didn't she come forward? Didn't she always like to be in the center? (Brilliant!) Why... Merlin's nail clippers! How did she sneak out? "Shui Lan'er ran out!" He said with a #FUCK# expression on his face, "But all of this - just - how is it possible?" Harry: "Then who will your father give the notebook to this time?" Ginny: "He wouldn't give it to just anyone, would he? Then, why don't you let me get it? Then I'll give it to Professor Dumbledore and just destroy it with Gryffindor's sword. It can also save some people, right?" Harry was a little worried: "Isn't it dangerous to you?" "No!" Ginny waved her hand, "It's safe if I don't write on it, don't worry. I stayed with it for a whole semester, and didn't I live well in the end? At worst, you're here to save me." She smiled sweetly at Harry. Her super hero once saved her from danger. Harry blushed slightly and stuttered: "Well, then, go ahead and be careful." Draco, who was stuffed with cold dog food:… Lucius cursed in his mind. Today was obviously embarrassing. He actually had a fight with the pure-blood scum Weasley in public. This was simply - simply - he didn't even see it. However, Lucius had to get rid of this hot potato. Throwing the Horcrux to the Weasley family's youngest daughter - he didn't even realize that he was now calling Ginny the youngest daughter and did not leave a place for Shui Lan'er. It was a decision he made after careful consideration. Nowadays, the strength of the Dark Lord's side seems to be getting worse year by year, and he doesn't know whether he can finally make a comeback. But as a former Death Eater, Lucius, to be honest, is not looking forward to the return of that adult. He now has a harmonious and happy family, a comfortable and comfortable life, and his social status is at the highest level. With such a good life, who can look forward to the return of a tyrant and kiss the corner of his robe every day? Is it still Stockholm when you are too busy? Therefore, one of the Horcruxes that was once regarded as the most glorious honor has now become a hot potato. Of course Lucius wanted to throw it out, but to whom? Looking around, I caught sight of the little Weasley girl. Lucius thought beautifully: it would be great if it could be discovered by the Weasley family, handed over to Dumbledore, and destroyed; but if it couldn't be destroyed, he would get rid of it. Lucius couldn't possibly know much about Voldemort's Horcruxes, but he still had a general idea that Voldemort had opened Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets - this incident was one of the important evidences that Voldemort had Slytherin blood, and he would definitely brag about it many times in front of his younger brothers. Therefore, Lucius thought that if Voldemort could gain power again one day, he would say that he gave the notebook to Ginny Weasley in order to find an opportunity to build momentum in advance for the Lord's "expected great return" and open the secret room; as for failure, it was up to God to do what he planned. But to be honest, Lucius didn't hold out hope that the secret room could really be opened. But overall, this plan is good. The only step is to find an opportunity to give the notebook to the little Weasley girl, and then everything will be fine! Lucius: The plan works! As for the price to pay for this... It's shameful. As for Arthur? He was actually quite surprised why Lucius would pick a fight with him. No. Does Malfoy look like the kind of guy who would pick a fight? If this bastard hadn't come up first with his fists waving, Arthur himself wouldn't have believed it! But since they have come to your door, let's fight. Whoever is afraid of you, come on! In fact, as early as in school, he felt very unhappy when he saw Lucius Malfoy blowing air out of his nostrils every day. He kept secretly thinking about punching him to make the bridge of his nose crooked, just to see how he could still get angry! Now he finally has this opportunity! So excited! So Lucius teased him, and Arthur followed suit after being overly cooperative. The fight between the two was like flying sand and stones, earth-shattering, red flags waving, huge crowds of people (?), And they only fought for ninety-nine and eighty-one rounds, but there was still no result! Arthur's punch was like lightning, roaring like a dragon, and hit Lucius directly in the face; Lucius did not dare to show weakness, turned sideways to avoid the move, and used the dragon's tail to hit Arthur's lower abdomen; Arthur was not in a hurry, calmly and calmly—— He lost his composure and missed a good uppercut. "Ginny!" He was frightened and angry, "How could you suddenly come here! Merlin's soap! If I hadn't stopped right away... You scared me to death! Dad is reluctant to beat you, but what about Malfoy? Is he the kind of person who does things with people? Will he be careful not to hurt you?" Ginny pushed him aside: "Okay, dad, stop fighting. Mom will yell at you if she finds out. Have you ever thought about it? Let's go, let's go..." She turned her back to Lucius, leaving him the schoolbag she was carrying, and even made a small orifice in a wildly suggestive gesture. Lucius stuffed it in just right, and Riddle's notebook fell into it smoothly. Lucius: ... You always feel like something is wrong??? He listened to what Arthur said, "Will he be careful not to hurt you?", And then looked at the little girl in the Weasley family. Although she was a pure-blood scum child, she was one year younger than Draco... He felt a little bit of guilt emerging. So Arthur scolded him somewhere, and Lucius just snorted without replying; at the same time, he also ignored his precious son and Harry Potter, who slipped over side by side, and exchanged glances with Ginny Weasley. "Keep in touch." "Keep in touch." Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, after whispering these shocking words, hurried to his father's side. Lucius came to his senses at this moment, looked down and saw his son, pulled him and walked out. The father and son walked out all the way arrogantly and arrogantly, and then Draco said: "Dad..." Lucius: "Huh?" Draco: "I think... I think Mum will be very angry." Lucius: "... Yeah." Draco: "I think... The headlines in tomorrow's newspaper..." Lucius: "... Yeah." Draco: "I think-" Lucius interrupted: "I think we can get out of here, don't you?" Draco: "Are you sure you want to go home and face Mum, Dad?" Lucius cursed an inelegant curse in his mind. He really gave this little kid an extra mouth! "Go home!" He said angrily.

When Harry heard "Professor Snape saved Harry", his first reaction was that in the last moments of Snape's life, the always aloof and aloof professor fell to the ground fragilely, breathing hard because of his injuries. Harry was at a loss and tried to cover his wound with his hands to stop the gush of blood, but obviously... If, if you give him another chance... Harry has always been a very kind man. Yes, Snape had a deep love for Lily and sacrificed his life for the Order of the Phoenix, but his later achievements cannot cover up his past mistakes. Pettigrew Peter Duperu was certainly hateful, but Snape's whistleblower was the beginning of all misfortune. If you have to worry about it, then fine, Snape was the one who saved James and Lily's lives! And the harm to Harry - his misfortune and the responsibility he had to shoulder, were he willing to choose it? And if you count it in this life, let alone that. Snape hasn't made any contribution yet! He didn't even make amends and saved Harry's life? He owed his life to Harry's parents! What else is there to say? Of course, you said that Snape was also punished. He blamed himself day and night, living in longing and regret for Lily, but for God's sake - what does this have to do with Harry? His behavior is purely self-recipient, not to mention, the person he cares about is Harry's mother! I'm afraid most people don't have the weird hobby of adding a little green on their father's head, right? However, Harry is a kind person. He just frowned when he heard this, and then relaxed his brows - no matter what, he had no intention of getting angry with Snape anymore, and he didn't even want him to die in the future. On the contrary, Ginny couldn't stand hearing it anymore: "Professor Snape saved Harry? When?" - Why didn't I know? She swallowed half of her words in confusion and changed it to: "... I'm just a little curious." It was so dangerous, she wasn't in school yet, how could she know about Snape and Harry? It almost missed the trap, what a risk - wait! How did Shui Lan'er know? She stared and thought about it, then ignored it as usual. Harry could recall it, and explained: "You really don't know... I haven't told you that Quirrell wanted to harm me during a Quidditch match, and Snape helped me. If it hadn't been for him -" He suddenly got stuck. Now think about this. If he falls off the broom, will he die? I'm afraid that's not the case, right? How many people had accidents when they went abroad during competitions, but Madam Pomfrey was able to make a wonderful comeback. Of course, it's not that Professor Snape will have any problems. He will at least not harm himself. Is that Quirrell's problem? If you really wanted to kill him, why would you choose to do it in public? If it was Voldemort's instruction, Voldemort doesn't seem to be so out of his mind, right? I couldn't figure it out for a while. Shui Lan'er was a little dissatisfied, and said aloofly: "Okay, remember Professor Snape's kindness, you still have a bit of conscience. Then tell me, since he helped you, why would he deliberately make things difficult for you?" Harry was also a little annoyed by this tone. "Maybe it's guilt." He asked sarcastically, "For example - have you ever owed something to our family?" "Professor Snape owes the Potters? Huh? Do you think-" "What do I think?" Harry interrupted her unhappily, "I don't want to mention other things - grudges - do you understand? I am not qualified to forgive him on behalf of my parents for the wrong things he has done, but I am willing not to mention it! As for other things? Just say... Just say that he once..." He chose his words carefully, not wanting to expose Professor Lupine's scars, "I was once saved by my father accidentally. Shouldn't he repay his gratitude?" "Where did you know?" Shui Lan'er looked at Harry coldly. Harry launched a universal shield: "... Professor Dumbledore." ["Is this what he told you?" Akel Marin started to get angry. What kind of bullshit explanation is this? Is this just bullying people? [After she heard Ron say that Professor Snape hated Harry, she had written to Uncle Lucius to verify it and learned a lot of inside information. When he was in school, Harry's father, James Potter, seemed to have several good friends. They often teamed up to find trouble, bullied Uncle Sev, and even humiliated him four-on-one in front of the entire school. On one occasion, one of the four made a nasty joke that nearly killed Uncle Sif, but no one knew the details. The professors at the time seemed to have completely ignored this egregious incident. After Akel Marin heard about this incident, he began to hate James Potter and his friends extremely. In her opinion, that kind of joke that kills people is not a joke at all, but a naked murder. Those people were simply attempted murders. James Potter's behavior was just to prevent his friends from entering Azkaban Prison, and it was not saving people at all. (Note: The above content is the content of the original "Life in the Magical World". The author made some changes based on readers' comments (scorn?). This is the original content. I think you may not be reading the same version of HP as her.) Harry was surprised by her annoyance: "Isn't it?" ["Yes, words are such a wonderful art." Akel Marin said with a look of contempt, "As long as the content of the speech is reduced slightly, it will have a completely different meaning. Even if it is true, it is enough to lead people in the completely opposite direction."] ["What?"] Harry suspected that Aquaman Weasley might have hemorrhoids in his head. However, Shui Lan'er obviously misunderstood the uncertainty in Harry's tone. She continued with an attitude of pursuing victory: ["In public, what kind of situation requires your father to save other people's lives? What are the professors in the school doing? If it is a private behavior, Then why did your father know that Professor Snape's life was in trouble? How could he appear at the place where Professor Snape's accident happened so coincidentally? Moreover, I don't think your father's level is any higher than that of one of the few potions masters in the world."] Harry:…There are so many things to say. In public? What does it mean to be in public? Is there a large audience under the Whomping Willow in the middle of the night? Behavior in private? Shouldn't Remus' secret be kept private instead of out loud? How did my father know where Snape's accident happened—the hijacker that Snape was following? Yes, they have a grudge. James and others worked together to bully Snape, but is Snape the kind of person who lets others bully him? This is a process of finding fault with each other, right? It's probably... My relationship with Malfoy, right? And "happened to appear at the place where Professor Snape's accident happened"? Damn Merlin's coincidence! What kind of magical logic is this?! What's even more confusing is - how much higher would my father's level be compared to the countless potion masters of the present generation? Yo, you also know that his Potions Master is not the Spell Master, eh? And what's wrong with James Potter? He was a god-like figure at Hogwarts back then and graduated with excellent grades. It's not that Snape is not good. You hold the sky in the air while the other walks in the mud. Isn't it a bit too much? What's more, James Potter is Harry's father! However, Shui Lan'er was still chattering. "[I advise you not to think your father is too perfect. A child like you is a typical person who has never seen his father, and then relies on his own imagination to shape his father into a perfect hero. Usually, the higher the expectations, the greater the disappointment."] Ginny, who was listening, wanted to kill someone. Do you know that Harry has never met his father and yet he still speaks so meanly? How can you say that?! Fortunately, Harry is already a middle-aged man. If he was really only twelve years old, how much harm would this cause to an orphan! In an instant, Gryffindor's blood rushed to her brain, and Ginny pulled Harry behind her without thinking, staring straight at Shui Laner in front of her. "Fart!" She was so angry that she cursed, "Shui Lan'er, how did you talk? If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart! I advise you -" "Ginny!" Molly interrupted her loudly, "How could you talk to Xiao Shui like that?" Harry, who was still paying attention to Shui Lan'er, turned his head in disbelief: "Mom... Mrs. Weasley?" Ginny choked, swallowed the next words as usual, and silently held Harry's hand. Shui Lan'er looked at Ginny displeased: "Ginny, for the sake of you being my sister——" Ginny rolled her eyes hugely and pouted in an earth-shattering way. Shui Laner frowned in an "elegant and noble" manner: "Ginny, out of good intentions, I would like to give you a few suggestions. First, no matter what kind of person you face, do not presuppose a position before you fully understand his inner self. You must know that preconceived notions are the most terrifying, and they will completely affect a person's judgment. Second, reserve whatever others tell you. Three points of doubt, because you can't guarantee what the speaker is thinking. Third, the appearance of a thing does not represent the inside. The most poisonous animals or plants usually have the most gorgeous and beautiful appearance, or the most harmless appearance. It is because of this that many people don't know how they died. ] So, you will have to--" If a Slytherin responded to these words, he might say something like this: "Yes, miss, let us apply these words to you now - beautiful skin, straw brain, mud soul." Although the irony is very beautiful, but if you ask me, Gryffindors are more cheerful: Harry interrupted her and asked angrily about her previous bullshit: "What nonsense did you just say? You are simply distorting the facts!" Shui Lan'er continued to speak plausibly: "Come on, I told you, don't regard your father, whom you have never met, as a good person. [I actually think that maybe it was your father who almost did something that killed someone. What he did may just be to save himself from his mistakes and avoid staying in prison for the rest of his life."] Harry has always been a well-educated child, but unfortunately he couldn't hold back this time. He said sincerely: "Is there something wrong with your brain?" Shui Lan'er snorted coldly: "I'm too lazy to argue with you, [Childish brat, wait until you truly understand the ins and outs of that matter, and then convince me that your father is a hero. I hope my guess is wrong, so that you can at least get my apology."] Ginny interrupted her loudly and in a low-gloss voice: "Who cares about your apology? You're out of your mind -" Arthur stared at his daughter in disbelief: "Ginny! Merlin's beard! Ginny!" He scolded, "How could you speak to Xiaoshui like that? How could what Xiaoshui said be wrong?" "What the fuck - What the fuck -" Harry couldn't help but swear, "What the hell are they doing? Are there anything wrong with their heads?" Ginny didn't answer him. She was accustomed to swallowing her anger, remaining silent under her father's angry gaze, and then suddenly she just grabbed Harry's hand, like a drowning person grabbing the last straw. "Harry, Harry," Ginny said something that sounded funny, but her expression was serious and distressed. She almost asked with a morbid desire, "Please, please, please, just say a curse word to Sui Lan, even if it is just a word that is not a compliment to her, please -" Harry held her hand back tightly: "I'm here, Ginny, I'm here - okay, okay. I really want to ask you, is Aqua Weasley, a, a - I don't know - a freak? In any case," he cursed sincerely, "at least, she must be mentally retarded." Three whole years. Ginny relaxed all of a sudden and leaned almost completely into Harry's arms: "Yes." She said contentedly, "She is - a complete - brain-dead! Retarded! Idiot!" She laughed heartily, tears streaming from the corners of her eyes.

Thumbs up for being sucked into the sink and not forgetting Harry who was thinking about the case and his dedication (≧▽≦)/

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"Hey, Harry! Come on!" Ron shouted anxiously outside the window. Harry sat on his little bed, staring blankly at Ron's big face as if in a daze: "... Ron?" Ron only thought that he was surprised because he suddenly came to "rescue" him, but he didn't doubt it. He just urged: "Hurry up, don't be in a daze! Pack your things!" Harry: "... Huh?... Oh." He looked around in a daze, at the familiar small bedroom and Dally's original toy room that the Dursleys had vacated for themselves. They felt that they should be grateful for this. But now... What is the situation? He remembered this day, during the summer vacation of first grade, when he was locked in the house, and Ron and his twin brothers came to rescue him in the old Ford, and then he went to the Burrow... Is it this day? He looked at his little arms and legs. ... It seems so. Well, no matter what, I can't stay at the Dursleys anyway, right? He doesn't want to. As soon as he regained consciousness, the Director of the Auror Department quickly grabbed the wand in his hand. This time he would not live and die at the same speed as when he was a child, and he would not be in a panic. "Okay, wait, Ron - don't rush to use the car to pull that iron fence!" He stopped the movement in time, first arranged a "Silencio", then pointed at the iron window that he had been helpless to do, and cast a spell clearly and accurately, "Diffindo!" Once it was successful, the iron window shattered into pieces of iron and fell down without making a sound. Ron:…!!! Harry pointed to the messy things in his room and said, "Pack!" They all flew into his suitcase. Ron and the Weasley twins poked their heads out after hearing the noise:!!!!! When Harry got into the car, Ron looked at him differently. ——I thought we were good brothers who were bad students, but you secretly went to cram school behind my back! Harry: "Ron, what are you looking at me for... Let's go?" Fred started the car and said to Harry: "Hey, Harry, little Ronald is shocked by your ability!" George smiled and said: "I must be feeling sour and bitter." "It's really sad to hear it." "Those who see it shed tears." "Ah, my old friend." "Ah, a former scumbag." Ron: "Shut up!" Harry:… His eyes suddenly felt a little warm. The scene of Fred and George singing together has been something I haven't seen in years. Every time Ginny thinks of this brother, she always cries. He himself feels very sad when he thinks of it. If he really goes back in time, he must make up for this regret... But then again, he should be able to see Ginny soon? Is she the "later" Ginny, or is she just the eleven-year-old Ginny? The night wind blew past Harry's ears. The summer night was still cool, and the stars were like diamonds in the black feather-like night sky. The boys laughed and joked with each other about the excitement of driving. Harry relaxed and leaned back in the car seat, feeling the anxiety of the past few days disappear. "Woo-ho-" George shouted at the Muggle lights below. Harry also followed his example, leaning out half of his body and curling his hands into a trumpet shape: "Hey——" Ron yelled from the other end: "Ah——" Fred kept honking the horn, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. They looked at each other and laughed heartily. "We might be discovered by Muggles." Ron tried to calm down. George shrugged: "Come on, Ronnie, don't be such a spoiler." Fred smiled evilly and asked: "Is it possible that you are afraid of mommy, huh? Baby Ronnie?" Ron blushed: "Okay! If we are discovered, why don't you stop trying to frighten mom?" Harry: ... Ron, are you a crow's mouth? He knew they would be discovered soon. While joking, they arrived at the Burrow in a short while. This was not Harry's first time here. Compared to the curiosity he felt before, this time he felt friendly. Fred repeatedly told him to "keep your voice down, it will be bad if mom finds out!" (Ron rolled his eyes) However, unfortunately, Molly caught a few cubs with her hands on her hips. She scolded her sons violently, then turned to Harry with a pleasant smile and gave him a warm hug: "Harry! Welcome!" The Weasley boys: ... Okay, mom. "Harry, you came in a hurry, are you hungry? Can I make you something to eat? Oh, Ron and the others are just careless... Come on, put down your luggage first..." Suddenly there was a sound of footsteps, and everyone looked up. Ginny ran down in her nightgown. She was talking to Molly, but her eyes were fixed on Harry: "Mom! Is Harry Potter here?" Harry couldn't help but laugh. How amazing that their minds were connected almost as soon as their eyes met each other. "It's me, I'm Harry." He held out his hand to his wife, "I'm Harry Potter, nice to meet you." Ginny wanted to throw herself into his arms, but luckily she held back - she didn't blush and run away now, which was enough to surprise her family. "Ginny Weasley." Harry was laughing, thinking that he should add a suffix, like Potter. This was not the right time to talk. Ginny only said these few words to him before saying, "You go sit over there and I'll get you something to eat. How about it? Do you need it?" Harry: "Thank you." Mrs. Weasley happily praised Ginny for being sensible, and told her to take half of the leftover pie from last night. She also scolded her sons, "My sisters are more sensible than you guys!" Several boys are naturally quail-shaped. Ginny went to get Harry a pie and poured him a glass of milk. Harry wasn't actually hungry, but he and Ginny both needed an excuse to talk to each other, so they sat down on the sofa knowingly. After Ginny put down the dinner plate, she naturally sat down next to him. "They picked you up in Dad's speedster?" Ginny asked. "Well." Harry looked at her, "Are you okay? You were missing for three days at the original place!" Ginny reacted for a moment, a little stunned. "Three days? No, no, wait, where was it originally? What? I thought... I thought I was going back in time, but actually...?" Harry added: "Parallel time and space." Ginny didn't understand the Muggle term, but it was obviously very appropriate. "That's right! But only three days? I've been here for several years." "What?" "Yeah, that's right. Let me do the math... Three years. Hey, it happens to be the number three." "The problem of proportion of time flow rate..." "Tell me quickly first, how are the children?" "Oh, it's fine. Don't worry, dear. James is very sensible, Albus is also very well-behaved, and Lily is well taken care of. I left them with Arthur and Molly over there. Mom and Dad are always very attentive." "That's better. I'm really afraid of you raising the child alone - oh, God, even so, having a father is different from having both parents missing! Now we are all missing, right? How much more worried should the children be? My parents too, they are not young there, how scared and worried they must be... Oh my God, my God, it's really heart-wrenching!" "Okay, okay, it's okay, my dear. Think about it, if a year has passed here and only one day has passed there, or at most ten days have passed there, we will definitely find a way to go back." "Ten days... Merlin's overalls! Then we have to stay here for ten years? I might as well die! I really can't stand Shui Lan'er for so long - ah, there is something I didn't tell you, Harry, I have an extra sister! A, uh, weird, weird, not very pleasant sister." "There was no such person before? It's quite normal, right? Most parallel time and space are like this..." "Really? But she's not very pleasant. Just listen to her name, Harry - Aqua Weasley." Harry picked his ears: "Acker... What the hell?" Ginny slowly repeated: "Akmalin (Shui Lan'er)." "What do you mean?" "For the sake of Merlin's briefs! Don't ask me! I don't know anything. Just look at her. She will show up for breakfast later... You will know when you see her."

Merlin's things are getting really weird. Last time I saw a pair of lace underwear, so why does Merlin have these weird things???? (Manual funny)

But what did Merlin's wire bra do wrong (not)? Harry is so cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's so miserable hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha Ginny is so cute it made me laugh to death