[My new book, Atypical Fan Service, is open for readers! If it's no good, every couple I ship will break up!]
[Exclusively on Jinjiang. Please do not repost.]
Qi Yao's perspective:
#The protagonist always finds a way to turn a starting-point-style story into a Jinjiang-style story#
#The protagonist and his original partner both like me#
An artificial intelligence intent on following the plot to the letter runs into a protagonist who refuses to play by the rules.
When he's a national preceptor trying to help a fallen prince restore his kingdom, the fallen prince says, "History teaches us that restoration goes against the tide of history and never ends well. I advise you to give up."
The national preceptor says, "I'll conquer the world for you, and I'll get you an empress too. Please, please, just go along with me, will you?"
The fallen prince says, "Fine, but you have to be the empress."
When he's a talented, wealthy second-generation heir trying to help a cross-dressing beauty become a business mogul, the beauty says, "I'm not interested in making money. I'm more interested in spending it. Why don't you keep me?"
The rich heir: "Excuse me???"
When he's a stunt double trying to help a popular star become a movie emperor, the popular star posts a cryptic message: "There are two things in this world you can give up: money and fame. But you must never give up love."
The stunt double comments, "Could you speak plainly?"
The popular star replies, "I like you."
The fans explode: "?????? A full-scale coming-out scene????"
The plot goes wildly off course, and Qi Yao is exhausted. Fortunately, he still believes he's an artificial intelligence with no heart, and that even covered in scars, he can resolutely move on to the next plot point! But why does everything still fall apart in the end?
"Because you're following the villain's storyline," someone says with a grin. "But it's fine. I like villains."
Xiao Yao's perspective:
#I play along with your act, but you don't even notice me#
#Watching the show feels great for a while, then comes the hell of chasing your love#
Xiao Yao, lighting a cigarette, looking troubled: "I won't say much. In every world, I just can't follow his train of thought."
Content warnings:
● A melodramatic hodgepodge, not sweet but satisfying
● Logic has gone to the dogs
● Not for readers who care about historical accuracy; just a bit of light entertainment
[Silly comedy with a serious plot, absurdist style]
A fake AI with abysmal social skills, the bottom x a professional sob-story-teller who refuses to follow the usual script, the top
Happy ending
If my new danmei book is no good, every couple I ship will break up!
Atypical Fan Service
In a nutshell: Other people's male idols don't play by the rules.
[No paid chapters during serialization. Nothing to lose by giving it a try!]
Before he died, Li Shuo was still editing videos for Bo Wang. Then, in one moment, he was reborn and became Bo Wang's rival.
Bo Wang is an unconventional presence in the entertainment industry. He doesn't hype himself up, put others down, or pander to fans. He's very hard to talk to and generally avoids fan service. His catchphrase is: "Oh, really? And what does that have to do with me?"
There's plenty of proof that he's truly cold and aloof, but get to know him, and you'll discover that Bo Wang is actually sweet.
You might not believe it, but your aloof male idol is afraid to sleep alone, scared of bugs and ghosts, and henpecked...
Host: "I've heard Bo Wang is slow to warm up and gets along better with people he knows. Haha, are we familiar with each other yet?"
Bo Wang: "No."
Host: "Ahaha, well, let's look at the fans' suggestions. They say good topics to discuss with Bo Wang are food, cats, and Brother Li?"
Bo Wang: "Brother Li is a wonderful person. Not only is he a great actor, he sings incredibly well too. I hope everyone will pay more attention to him. Brother Li's new drama and album are both coming out soon, so please support him."
Host and fans: "Hmph, men."
Li Shuo: Caught secretly using an alt account to boost Bo Tian Tian's rankings and fan supertopic.
Bo Wang: Publicly posts about following the supertopic and sends a wave of heart-shaped light to Brother Li!
Fans: "Mom! The couple I ship has become real!"
[Everyday life in fan circles. Respect each other, and do not associate this with any real person! Anyone!]
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