[The King's Avatar] Extreme Pleasure from Bullying Figurines

You,

a bona fide gaming addict,

scrimp and save the hard-earned money you made playing Glory,

and buy the first figurine of your life: Yu Wenzhou!

Clutching your piggy bank shaped like Peppa Pig, now several sizes slimmer, you're moved to tears by your own extravagance. You pucker up, about to kiss the figurine's rosy lips and console yourself with a little treat, when two soft little hands unexpectedly block your path to happiness.

You gasp, "Hey! Why is this figurine moving!?"

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