Qiao Zheng, the utterly unsuccessful, graduated from college and went home to farm. As he was spraying insecticide on his fruit trees, a bolt of lightning struck
Some people are born already standing at the finish line.
Qiao Zheng: Sorry, I'm neither at the starting line nor the finish line. I'm on the judging panel.
As a man who inherited a planet, he declared, "I'm all about keeping a low profile. My motto is to keep a low profile."