The Disciple Is So Serious, but the Master Is Up to No Good

Master: "I'll make full use of my cultural knowledge." (Please, your character is supposed to be taciturn...)

Master: "Of course I'll deal with anyone who offends me behind their back." (Aren't you supposed to be a good guy...)

Master: "I just genuinely want to have a master-disciple relationship with my apprentice." (Sorry, that's not happening~)

Apprentice: "Please go on, Master." (He's already made enough snarky remarks.)

Apprentice: "Master is right." (Young man, did you actually understand what he said?)

Apprentice: "Don't ask me why. I do what Master says." (…)