One day, he merged with the Heavenly Dao, and for ten thousand lifetimes watched the world at ease.
This is a god's guide to being a doting father.
As the world developed, he pampered wave after wave of little ones.
He claimed that the lives on this planet didn't matter, yet he always paid attention to the little one's emotional well-being.
Tianyu: As long as you don't become a world-destroying scoundrel, I'll treat your injuries, give you a place to rest when you're weary, and comfort you when you're upset... Just be good, and I'll dote on you!
Some Planet (throwing a brick): What did you say back then? Everything was supposed to put the planet first! And now? Put your hand on your conscience and tell me where all those little brats around you came from!
Some Heavenly Dao (calmly): You still come first. All of them together don't weigh as much as you do.
Some Planet (pouting): Are you saying I'm fat?! You were the one who said bigger is better!
Some Heavenly Dao (gently): Right, you're cutest when you're round. There, there!
Some Planet: Hmph! Am I the most important planet to you?
Some Heavenly Dao (soothing it): Yes, you're my one and only planet!
The point is that, in the Heavenly Dao's eyes, no matter how well he gets along with the world's inhabitants, they can never matter more than the world itself.
This is a temperamental yet gentle and rational Heavenly Dao. He's handsome, calls himself an old man, and likes little ones.
[Coming Soon] All Three Thousand Professions Are Traps
Synopsis:
Lu Erwu died in a brawl.
The calm Erwu: I know you're a System.
System: I know you're Lu Erwu.
The helpless Erwu: Aren't you going to tell me what you do?
System: This is an educational and entertaining ability-development program.
The irritable Erwu: And? Can't you take the initiative for once?
System: Now drawing a profession for the Host.
The caught-off-guard Erwu: What the hell?
System: Profession selected: Night Soil Collector.
The panicking Erwu: Wait a minute...
System: Preparing to transport. Host's request will be handled later.
Lying in a dilapidated hut, dressed in ragged clothes, surrounded by a stench...
Erwu: Damn it!!!
An Erwu Host who seems calm but is actually panicking like crazy.
A slow-witted System that's obedient and will trap its Host to death without a second thought.
This might be a story with a certain... aroma~(￣▽￣)~*
Theme:
Damn, you should be licking your face, not licking it
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This development!!! (=?Д?=)
It's really well written in big letters ≥≤
Woohoo, thank you for your hard work, but now I can't tell the difference between people...
Come on (≧▽≦)
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Congratulations on entering v!!! (*^ワ^*)