Chu Yu read a melodramatic novel and was furious on behalf of the cannon-fodder substitute, whose name was similar to his own. The scummy top tortured him relentlessly, and in the end, the substitute was left disabled in a car accident while saving the very man who abused him.
But that very day, Chu Yu transmigrated into the substitute's body, and accidentally slept with the scummy top's adoptive father, a sickly man supposedly suffering from a hidden ailment.
The next day, Chu Yu couldn't help questioning his life: What kind of hidden ailment is this supposed to be?
Forget it. Maybe he's shooting blanks, Chu Yu thought.
Before long, something even more baffling happened.
He was pregnant.
Chu Yu: ??? Wait, author, could you at least make this make sense? Is his hidden ailment that he can only get men pregnant?
Original Author: Don't pin this on me, thanks.
Shi Zheng, scummy top's dad: ...guilty.jpg
Shi Xuze thought Chu Yu was just a substitute he looked down on, someone he could summon and dismiss whenever he pleased. He never expected Chu Yu to be the one to break up with him.
And after dumping him, Chu Yu went from plain and dowdy to breathtakingly gorgeous, debuted as a genius designer, and even became his... stepfather?
Chu Yu: Don't call me Dad. I don't have a good-for-nothing son like you!
Shi Zheng: Whatever you say, darling.
Shi Xuze: ...
Reading Notes:
1. A fighter who can draw / beauty lover / narcissist / gorgeous bottom X nonhuman / devoted husband / secretly powerful / jealous top. A sweet, feel-good story where they dote on each other.
2. Set in a fictional modern world. The top isn't human and has a true form. The baby is born from an egg.
Coming soon: the historical danmei novel I Married the Tyrant So I Could Eat My Fill. Please add it to your reading list!
Just after starving to death in the apocalypse and being reborn, Zhu Ziling is granted a marriage to the notoriously vicious Prince Li, Rong Zhao.
Rong Zhao is brutal and merciless, killing without batting an eye. Everyone says Zhu Ziling has suffered the worst luck imaginable. But tears of joy spill from Zhu Ziling's mouth: The new emperor, imperial cuisine, a top-tier meal ticket... Can it really get any better?
After the wedding, Zhu Ziling seizes every chance to eat.
He accompanies Prince Li to every meal.
Rong Zhao: Hmph, you have an ulterior motive.
He uses the excuse of improving Prince Li's health to experiment with new dishes.
Rong Zhao: Hmph, all sweet talk.
He sends people overseas to search for new ingredients, claiming it's to pray for Prince Li's good fortune.
Rong Zhao: ...Tsk.
"I know you can't help yourself around me, Princess Consort, but you should show some restraint."
"?"
Completely confused, Zhu Ziling stuffs a pastry into the other's mouth to shut him up.
"..."
Rong Zhao looks at the pastry Zhu Ziling has already bitten into, pauses in silence, then opens his mouth and eats it.
Onlookers: ??? Is this what you call restraint?
Later, the new dishes Zhu Ziling comes up with take the whole country by storm, earning him a fortune. The corn and potatoes he brings in produce astonishing harvests, saving a million people from famine...
Rong Zhao's subordinates can't help sighing: Thank goodness His Highness only says things and doesn't mean them. How could anyone expect a heavenly being like the Princess Consort to show restraint? He can make as many demands as he likes!
But Zhu Ziling, praised to the skies, is deeply worried.
Is it too late to clear things up and say he's not lusting after Rong Zhao, only his food?
"So you have no feelings for me, Ling'er. You only put up with me for a little food."
"!"
Zhu Ziling turns around to find the future tyrant standing behind him, his gaze somber and his expression dangerous, as if a storm of bloodshed is brewing in his eyes.
Zhu Ziling: ...
I'm doomed.
*
Everyone expects Zhu Ziling to live a miserable life after marrying Prince Li. But instead, after waiting and waiting, they see Prince Li ascend the throne, and Zhu Ziling is named empress in the grandest ceremony, becoming the one untouchable sore spot in the tyrant's heart.
#He claims this glorious realm only to delight his beloved with every bite#
Theme: Defy fate and keep moving forward. Rely on your own talents and efforts to create a remarkable life!
It's miserable, Xiaolong is miserable. To be honest, I want to make fun of Xiao Long and Little Vampire (doge)
I want to read the story of two cubs! ! !
Are you not considering continuing the second part? Big
I always feel that this Emil will be an attacker when he grows up.
I always feel that this Emil will be an attacker when he grows up.
After all, Emil is still a human who hasn't turned into a vampire, right? ? How could he be stronger than a pure-blood dragon?
Is Emil Zaizai's CP?
Why don't you do a chapter about traveling back to the world of dragons?
The two cubs are too cute.
I want to read the stories of future generations! !