Lying Flat in Front of the Villainous God of War

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As an unremarkable psychiatric nurse,

Lin Xiying's dream was to retire and go home to farm.

But things didn't go as she wished. After finishing a night shift, she rode her little scooter home and got hit by a truck.

When she woke up, she discovered that she was not only prettier, but could also fly.

She'd worked hard to care for people while alive, and became an immortal after death?

But she hadn't become an immortal.

She'd been transported to a place called Mount Tangyin in a fantasy world.

Its master was a great villain.

A hundred years from now, if the Three Realms didn't destroy him, he would destroy the whole world.

Lin Xiying: So I get to live another hundred years? That's plenty for me.

Though Mount Tangyin was heavy with yin energy, its soil was fertile. It would be nice for growing vegetables.

The only problem was that the villain was so moody and unpredictable, he wanted her dead every day.

Lin Xiying had no choice but to coax him like a patient. "Calm down. Want me to show you a talent?"

*

One day, the villain was holding his breath as he cultivated and healed his injuries.

Seeing that he had no pulse, Lin Xiying stripped off his shirt and began CPR.

Just as Lin Xiying cupped his mouth, ready to give him rescue breaths, he opened his eyes.

Lin Xiying: "This is called rescue breathing. Do you believe me?"

*

As the God of War of the Demon Realm, Immortal Realm, and Human Realm,

Yu Shanxun was born with boundless cultivation, and had rendered great service in bringing peace to the Three Realms.

But he was violent by nature and loved killing.

Anyone who obtained even a tiny piece of his flesh and blood would see their cultivation soar, making the path to immortality twice as easy.

So people often tried to assassinate him, causing repeated disturbances, but he wiped them all out.

After the Three Realms were pacified, to stabilize the situation, the founders of the Three Realms joined forces to set up a Heavenly Tribulation Array and refine a pure primordial soul.

After taking form and cultivating for a hundred years, the primordial soul could summon the Heavenly Tribulation Array and reduce Yu Shanxun to ashes, permanently eliminating the threat.

But Yu Shanxun never expected that this pure primordial soul would take the form of a woman.

A woman who loved farming.

She grew vibrant fruits and vegetables in this filthy, scorched land.

When the flowers bloomed, they were colorful and attracted bees and butterflies, which was incredibly annoying.

But at some point, he gradually found himself unable to look away.

[Extensive original worldbuilding, silly and sweet little story]

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