[Western Crossover] Super Bear, Superhero

There's a creature in this world called a brat. They're mischievous, they're little terrors. And when they have a superhero in the family, they only get worse. They can eat all your hot dogs in a second. (Magneto: ...) They can buy a hotel on a whim. (Batman: ...) They can string you up high with white webbing when you're not looking. (The Spider-Men: !!!!) They can make villains who come to Earth to cause trouble regret ever coming. In short, if they want to, they can destroy the world. By the same token, if they want to, they can save the world. So, brats, let's start a group, so we can team up to cause trouble from now on.