What Did I Ever Do to Offend You? Signed, a Sagittarius

Here's what happened. I'm Arosa of Sagittarius, half Chinese and half Greek, and one of Lady Athena's personal guards. But that's not the point. Now I'm standing in the Pope's Hall, facing twelve wary golden figures and the Pope beside the goddess. I timidly raise both hands. "I confess! I'll tell you everything. Just don't hit me yet." Sigh. What did I, a Sagittarius, ever do to deserve this? Reader's guide: 1. A practice piece full of laughs, a short story to make you smile. 2. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. Premise: A Holy War full of laughter