So Handsome I Have No Friends [Book Transmigration]

Xiao Ming accidentally transmigrated into a sweet xianxia boys' love novel he had written, whose protagonist was an "unparalleled oddball." To make matters worse, he became the story's hidden boss... Xiao Ming thought that if he minded his own business and avoided doing anything reckless, he could live to a ripe old age and stay away from all the weirdos in this world. Little did he know that he had seriously underestimated the world he created, especially the protagonist, that unparalleled oddball Jiang Yeqing. No matter where Xiao Ming went to hide or how much effort he put into it, he always ended up being dragged back to Jiang Yeqing's side without fail... Xiao Ming: "Your Majesty, please spare this lowly servant..." He didn't want to pair up with his own weird protagonist at all! Why not go find your own "wife" instead? "Impossible." The male lead, a peerlessly handsome, tall man who looked so irresistible that anyone would want to pounce on him, but who was sadly an otherworldly oddball, raised an eyebrow at him expressionlessly. "Stop wasting your breath. You have three seconds to get your ass back here!" Xiao Ming: "..." Damn it, I've spoiled you rotten. I'm not coming back! ╭(╯^╰)╮ Theme: