How Do I Ease My Sorrows? Divorce Is the Only Way

Name: How Do I Ease My Sorrows? Divorce Is the Only Way
Author: I'm Cuter Than You

何以解忧，唯有离婚

by I'm Cuter Than You (我比你更萌)

Status: Completed
Length: 100k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 6y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Blurb for my new novel, "Pregnant After the Movie Star Was Betrayed":

When a globally livestreamed pregnancy test reveals that he is pregnant, movie star Mo Yanfei cries his eyes out and wants nothing more than to tear his cheating gong apart.

But his gong is fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, affectionate, clingy, and great in bed. From then on, the movie star enjoys the blissful life of a wealthy pregnant husband... (Nope, that doesn't happen.)

Two years later, a little boy grabs Gu Xun's clothes. "Daddy."

The washed-up movie star, carrying the child, finds the wealthy and amnesiac CEO Gu: "To be honest, I'm here to ask you to keep me. The kid is yours, and I'm yours too."

"How could I ever be interested in an old, ugly man like you?"

"Gu Xun, are you impotent?"

Late at night, the child trembles under the covers. Daddy beat Daddy until he cried. Daddy was so loud, even though he kept saying no. Daddy is so mean!

When your puppy turns into a heartless wolf, all you need to do is shove the kid right into his mouth!

Puppy-like gong in the beginning, domineering CEO gong later × shameless movie star shou. Please visit my profile and add it to your collection!

Important! The actual blurb for this novel: Su Yu disguises himself as a woman and marries into a wealthy family. He accidentally gets thoroughly ravished, becomes pregnant, and wants a divorce!

CEO Murong is aloof and abstinent in public, but a doting husband in private. Every day, he tricks Su Yu into sleeping with him.

"You're the one I want to marry. If I have to prove it, then let me devote myself to you."

"Honey, let me explain..."

"Call me gong."

There are a thousand outfits for cross-dressing, but losing your disguise is the first!

If the sex isn't done right, your chrysanthemum will weep tears.

One-on-one, mpreg, happy ending, the perfect gong.

Preorder novel, "Reborn as the Scum Gong's Fiancé":

"Lu Lin, sign the divorce papers. I don't want to sleep with you anymore."

In his previous life, A Jiu fished a man out of the sea and made him his gong. The gong was gentle, attentive, and good in bed, and got him pregnant.

But for the sake of a fiancé he'd never even met, the gong poisoned him to death with his own hands.

After being reborn as the scum gong's fiancé, he gets married by contract, with a hundred million waiting for him when the term is up.

Contract, my ass! Yuan Mujiu swears he'll seduce him, tame him, and then sleep with him!

The scum gong abused me a thousand times over, so I'll treat him like a pile of dog shit.

Lu Lin: "Even if you don't want me, don't you want our child?"

"No, I don't!"

"Daddy, hug me."

"What a cute son. I'm taking him with me. You can live alone!"

At Yuan Mujiu's movie awards ceremony, Lu Lin speaks in front of all the media: "I want the whole world to know that Yuan Mujiu is my wife. I want him to have our second child... twins... a boy and a girl..."

"Get lost!"

"Stop messing around. Let's go home and warm the bed."

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I didn't even know ginger soup was bitter??? Where is the ginger so magical?
7y ago
You can still ride a racing motorcycle while pregnant, and eat a lot of cold mung beans... And then the eldest brother wants to withdraw his capital? Didn't the Murong family invest in the Su family? Moreover, they said before that they were marrying their daughter for the Murong family's investment and that it was a marriage contract. Murong actually got married. Even if it was a marriage contract as stated in his father's will, wouldn't it be necessary to exchange the investment for the marriage?
7y ago
??? Why is the photo album still in pieces? What's more, it's cheap? There are a lot of weird places and some common sense errors, but if you don't read it with your brain, it's still quite interesting.
7y ago
Hahaha, attacking is really a straight man's behavior.
7y ago
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7y ago
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7y ago
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7y ago
He feels so good inexplicably. He thinks everything by himself. When things are like this, are you lying when you say you don't love him?
7y ago
The meme is quite old, I hope it doesn't make a man look like a woman
7y ago
Emmmmmmmmm. . . . . No more. . . . . . What the hell is a brother-in-law??? The end is full of flowers [active like a fake account]
7y ago

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