The Crown Prince's Thorn in His Side

Upcoming story Enemies Turn Out to Be Men: Please add it to your collection!

Blurb:

By imperial decree, Sun Muwan, the illegitimate daughter of the Marquis of Ningguo, entered the Crown Prince's residence, where she became the Empress's informant and a tool for diverting the Crown Prince's attention.

But the Crown Prince wasn't a womanizer. Not only was he unfazed by her charms, he also detested her as a backdoor relation!

Fine, she'd just sit around and wait to die. But what was with all the Crown Prince's concubines? Why couldn't they leave her alone?

Scene 1:

Crown Prince: Since Mother ordered you to marry into the Eastern Palace, stay put and don't wander around! You're such an eyesore!

Crown Princess: The Crown Prince is mine! All other women, get lost!

Crown Princess's Cousin: The Crown Prince belongs to me and my sister! All other women, get lost!

Sun Muwan: Right you are! I'm off!

Crown Prince: Sun Muwan! Stop right there!

Scene 2:

Sun Muwan: Do you know why the Crown Prince never visits the rear courtyard? And do you know why the Crown Princess has been searching far and wide for famous doctors?

Onlookers: The Crown Prince and Crown Princess are so in love that he doesn't want to favor other women, and the Crown Princess is seeking doctors so she can get pregnant soon.

The Crown Prince nodded repeatedly. Exactly! That's it!

Sun Muwan: They're a devoted couple, working together to treat his impotence!

Crown Prince: Pfft! Give her a good slap across the mouth!

Note: The Crown Prince isn't a scumbag, but he isn't a virgin either. (Cover art from Bishui Gugu, thanks!)

Blurb for upcoming story Enemies Turn Out to Be Men. Please add it to your collection:

[Outrageous, passionate, and capricious girl X patient, slow-to-warm young prince]

Chu Yu had a wish ever since she was little: to marry her older male cousin the year she came of age and become true family with him.

So every year, whenever she quarreled with her stepmother, she would pack her things and run to her maternal aunt's home. First, to vent and complain, and second, to get closer to her cousin and finally make that blockhead see the light.

That day, she ran away from home to her aunt's again, ready to pour out her grievances, when she heard some explosive news: her older cousin, who never looked at women, had brought home a stunningly beautiful woman.

"Stunningly beautiful? A woman?" She laughed until tears came to her eyes, shaking her head. "Don't believe rumors or spread them." Her cousin was more chaste than Liu Xiahui. How could it be possible?

"I saw it with my own eyes. He even helped that woman along so gently, as if she were a precious treasure."

Chu Yu's hopes crashed down. In despair, she cried, "I don't believe it! I've failed for ten years. What kind of seductress could succeed where I couldn't?"

Meng Yuanming had been exiled for seventeen years. Then a secret imperial edict summoned him back to his homeland to inherit the throne, but he was pursued and ambushed all along the way.

Dragging his battered body, he reluctantly followed his subordinate's advice: disguise himself as a delicate young woman and stay at the governor's residence to recover.

Before his physical wounds had even healed, a new torment began.

Some girl from nowhere considered him her love rival and found new ways to provoke, trap, and bully him every day.

Meng Yuanming was so furious that his injuries worsened. Just as he decided to tell her the truth, her personality suddenly changed, and she started calling him "Big Sister" all day long...

"My cousin is a womanizer who harasses decent girls in the street... He doesn't even spare married women..."

Meng Yuanming: "..."

"My cousin doesn't brush his teeth before bed or wash his feet at night. His bedding reeks."

Meng Yuanming: "..."

"Actually, my cousin likes men."

The hand holding Meng Yuanming's book trembled slightly. He said helplessly, "Does your cousin know you slander him behind his back?"

Chu Yu: "Big Sister, what did you say? You're holding your book upside down."

"..."

Theme: Be kind to yourself and treat others with tolerance.