The Melancholy of a Slime

This is an original story. This is a world ruled by humans. Elves, dwarves, and dragons have long since become supporting characters who appear only in bards' tales, helping compose one glorious epic after another about humanity. Monsters huddle together for warmth in dark corners, struggling to survive in an age when each day could be their last. Only the gods' gaze crosses time, watching over their followers for ages. In this world, so full of malice toward monsters, a cute and goofy slime opened its eyes... Then, with one brick, it paved the way to an entirely new future. By Helen Meiliye Pa Pa Zi: What kind of bizarre description is "cute and goofy"? Helen: I'm saying you're adorable. Otherwise, should I call you beloved by all, so beautiful flowers bloom at your sight, breathtakingly gorgeous, and the fairest in the land? Pa Pa Zi: Eek! That's not me! I'm not like that! Don't make things up! Helen: Is that angle not working? Then... how about peerless in wisdom, noble and virtuous, a master of civil and military arts, and a savior of the world? Pa Pa Zi: ...I'm out. Reader's Guide 1. The author has let loose and has a screw loose. No strange plot development should come as a surprise. Seriously. 2. Slow burn. It takes time to establish the world. 3. The author's idea of Japanese-style fantasy, with a plot-driven story. 4. All the characters have screws loose too, so please don't take them too seriously. 5. The world has special rules. If you have questions about them early on, they're usually foreshadowing. 6. There should be a male lead, in theory. 7. Update schedule: If there's a ranking event, updates follow its schedule. Otherwise, it depends on the author's mood. If the story can be contracted, the author will consider updating daily. Theme: Resist oppression and liberate all races