[Comedy Version]
Want to watch a mermaid prince farm live? Rose Town is speeding things up wonderfully!
Carrots in ten minutes! Strawberries in one hour! Every spirit herb and plant in the cultivation world takes one year per day, ten years per ten days, and a century-old jade peach takes just a hundred days to ripen!
There's nothing you can't grow! And if there is, a match-three game will help you make it genetically modified!
There's also a deep-sea aquarium and an undersea volcanic vent, fulfilling all your dreams of alchemy and immortality!
What are you waiting for? Call the city hall hotline at XXX-XXX-XXXX and order now!
All the residents of Rose Town are delighted to serve you!
[Serious Version]
The down-on-his-luck country prince, Varan Pullman, has a golden finger called [XX Town] dropped into his lap. He plants wheat, carrots, corn, sugarcane, and strawberries, builds charming little houses with unique styles, and completes quests to collect coins.
After accidentally getting stranded on a deserted island, he has the company of a gorgeous unlucky fellow. Together they embark on the difficult path of low-magic Western fantasy cultivation, also known as farming.
Then the train station in [XX Town] opens an interdimensional railway, and from then on, home and travel become one seamless experience.
Species unknown, nonhuman, oil-painting prince, Varan: I'm coming to the world of immortals where beautiful people supposedly drift everywhere!
Nonhuman, pseudo-Greek style, actually ink-painting beauty, unlucky fellow: I didn't! I never said that! I clearly said there'd be golden cores everywhere!
[Varan's Wishing Bottle]
■ Gods are dead, low-magic Western fantasy: check
■ Virtual reality with reality-blurring details, interstellar setting: check
■ Mountain wilderness, immortals, apocalyptic disaster: check
■ Heavenly Dao in ruins, cultivation and farming: check
■ No feasts in Penglai, infrastructure-building xianxia: check
Theme: When there are flowers in your eyes, the whole room fills with fragrance.
Big... Update... QAQ
Damn, it's been a long time since I updated. Let's give the child an ending_(:з∠)_
Leave: 8.20, Updates will be suspended today
I just had a tooth extracted, it was impacted at a low level, deeply buried (that is, the wisdom tooth grew sideways inside), the bone was ground, and I had stitches... I will try my best to update in the next few days, but the time may not be stable. Forgive me.
Asking for leave: It's another day of updating starting in the afternoon~
Asking for leave: I will update this afternoon~
Asking for leave: It's a bit late to stay up late, so today's update will be in the afternoon~
Asking for leave: 8.14, This morning's update will be postponed to the afternoon~
Kavinka is crazy. Today's second update will be a little later. Let's watch it tomorrow.
Leave: 8.9 Morning update postponed to afternoon