Old-School Goofy Protagonist [Quick Transmigration]

[On hiatus for now. Think carefully before jumping in.] My name is Wei Wen, and I'm a star streamer with Transmigration Co., Ltd. Xianxia, interstellar, modern: no matter which world I'm assigned to, I can defeat evil forces and build a harmonious socialist society. Because I'm capable and have the best performance record, I've been assigned to the recently established Classic Novel Division. Unfortunately, I've never read classic novels, so labels like "stunning young courtesan," "cold-blooded assassin," "abstinent king of an enemy nation," "noble holy son," and "male fox spirit with a woman's face" are all unfamiliar to me. The behavior and reasoning of the natives in these worlds also leave me baffled. Their desires have overwhelmed their reason! But I believe that if I observe carefully, plan before I act, and eliminate the source of the chaos, I can restore order to society! Reader's guide: A fun, silly comedy. You deserve it!