This Little Pig Is a Deity!

[A money-loving, pampered-pig-catching-ghosts master gong x a fortune-bringing, ghost-eating little golden-pig immortal shou] A great ghost king has escaped from the underworld. They say the great ghost king loves gold and silver treasures. The little golden pig bravely volunteers and heads to the mortal world to find him. He doesn't find the ghost king, but he does become a human's piggy bank. The human is so cold: "A piggy bank that can't save money and only eats without giving anything back, what's the point of keeping you?" "I'm an immortal pig!" "Oh, an immortal. Then go exorcise this ghost." This human! He keeps ordering him to do this and that! The little golden pig piggy bank huffs to himself: Foolish human, I'm an immortal! Once I capture the ghost king, I'll... hmph (sleep) hmph (my way) hmph (into your arms).