This is the first story I've ever finished writing, and it's a little rough. If you can't get into it, don't force yourself. Thanks to all my lovely readers~ Please check out my next story, the sweet and satisfying "The Strongman Ruan Chengzhi", in my author page!
A successor to the Shennong bloodline takes over the body of Xiao Yu, an unpopular little star with countless antis. To fulfill Xiao Yu's dying wish of becoming a top celebrity, he decides to make a comeback by farming. Thanks to his excellent produce and his incredibly charming (ridiculous) personal image, he somehow ends up becoming a top-tier traffic star.
The peaches are almost ripe. Xiao Yu considers posting a promotional message on Weibo. He looks at the sales pitches people commonly use online, picks one, tweaks it, and posts it. Half an hour later, he finds himself bewildered on the Weibo trending list.
"...When it comes to health, a healthy diet is important too. Not long ago, I took over an entire peach orchard. The peach trees are about to yield a bumper crop, and we'll stick to organic farming to provide everyone with the purest organic food. Arts and sports, both blossoming! I hope you'll keep an eye on us and buy lots. Thank you, everyone!"
At a banquet, Duan Sulu watches Xiao Yu walk toward him and thinks, Heh, he's probably trying to seduce me for resources so he can rise to fame. I know these little stars too well.
Looking at the big investor in front of him, Xiao Yu thinks of the piles of ripe fruit and vegetables at home. His eyes shine. "Mr. Duan, interested in some watermelon and lychees?"
Duan Sulu: "...???"
A delusion-prone gong x an innocent Shennong shou. Duan Sulu x Xiao Yu. An alternate world where same-sex marriage is legal. The Shennong bloodline includes some original worldbuilding. Satisfying, sweet, 1v1, HE. Anti-piracy protection: 48 hours. If you can't read it, try completing your subscription or clearing your cache. If that doesn't work, you'll have to contact customer service.
Theme:
Hahahaha, I laughed to death after reading the follow-up
I just want to take a good look at why farming is so difficult with some cheats. . . From the beginning to here, isn't it just to have a good look at the career line by enduring the inexplicable emotional lines and the sudden changes in attack and reception? It ended up like this. . . Jinjiang rankings are getting worse and worse
I'm very happy after watching it⊙▽⊙
The ending is full of flowers. Even those who were not sure about it have finished reading it. It shows that your writing is very attractive, okay?
Ahhhh, it looks good!!! I don't care about the sky, I don't care about the earth, and I don't care about the air in the middle. I just want to bury you!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope you're not writing a novel anymore! It's hard to find good novels because there are too many imbeciles like you who write them randomly. It's hard to find any truly good novels!
Do you visit Heilan Home every Valentine's Day?
I had an operation on Valentine's Day because I had something growing on my eye.
I press my paws every day, hey~ I don't like eating broccoli_(:3″∠?)_