My Demon-Hunting Taobao Shop Has Reached Crown Level

May 7 (Tuesday): This story goes premium. Thank you for your support. Our shop specializes in catching demons. Five hundred each, big or small. No haggling, after-sales service included. The owner is a certified celestial master. Place your order today! Customer reviews Mang**4 An honest seller with incredible value for money! I had nightmares every night, like a never-ending TV series. An expert told me there was a nightmare demon in my home, some kind of demon with magical attributes. Anyway, it was a super-powerful monster. The asking price was 200,000, way too much for an ordinary wage earner. The shop owner took care of everything for just 500. An absolutely, absolutely, absolutely five-star review! Jin**Biao Honestly, I was going to leave a bad review. I hired the shop owner to catch the spider demon under my bed. We agreed on 500, but then the egg sac strapped to the spider demon's belly hatched into hundreds of little spiders. The bastard seller said I had to pay for another order, rounded the number down to 300, and made me place 300 separate orders, charging me 150,000! Now he's taken all the baby spiders away. I'm giving him five stars because I'm afraid he'll put one back and make my life miserable. Mutual teasing and doting Lu is the bottom, Qi is the top Here's a story I'm planning. Please add it to your favorites: Panda Kingdom A sweet, slice-of-life collection, with each story following one panda The main couple is just there for comic relief: I raised you from a helpless little baby, and all you want to do is sleep with me Story One: Behind a screen, you can never know whether your teammate is human or bear Panda Banwei: black all over, with only half of its tail white. Its superpower lets it receive all electromagnetic signals within a certain range, including internet signals, Wi-Fi signals, and satellite data. The range depends on the weather and can reach up to a kilometer in every direction when conditions are best. Its bonded human is Qin Ji. Qin Ji never thought he'd end up in an online romance. The other person's clear, youthful voice made him accept that he was gay, but when they finally met in person, he found himself face-to-face with a furry ball... Story Two: Breaking news! Three-time award-winning movie emperor exploits an obscure animal celebrity (?! ) Panda Zhuazhua: white all over, with four black paws. Its superpower lets it walk on walls as if gravity doesn't exist. Its bonded human is Qi Yao. After filming a live-action Kung Fu Panda, Zhuazhua discovered a love of acting and decided to join the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, its appearance limits the kinds of roles it can play. Its latest job is as the main character's spirit beast in a big-budget fantasy production... Story Three: The cross-dressing panda And so on A panda's real life begins when it finds its bonded human. Also known as: The Pandas Searching for Their Bonded Humans; Little Panda Looks for a Bonded Human P.S. 1. These pandas are not giant pandas. They are an original species, roughly the size of a panda, with black-and-white fur. Each has a different superpower, can talk, and takes human form as an adult. 2. The main couple: the panda Xuan Er is the top, while the calm, celibate bottom has spent a hundred years professionally raising pandas. She raises him into a silly, devoted puppy-like top (a cute, silly top as a cub). Theme: