The Great Song Gossip King

What was the Song Dynasty like? Ouyang Xiu, the literary leader. I hear he had lots of rumored girlfriends? Bao Qingtian, the fearsome man of Kaifeng. I hear he could throw an inkstone so far it became an island? Wang An, the great reformer. I hear he didn't like washing his face? Su Dongpo, the all-around artistic genius. I hear he was a master chef? Tang Mian figures that since he's gone to the trouble of transmigrating, he ought to write down all this gossip in a little notebook. The bigwigs of the Song Dynasty have only one thing to say about this: Shameless! A fanfic set in the Song Dynasty, starring a protagonist who loves stirring up trouble. Blurb not finalized.