A Beauty in Luohu

Irreverent blurb:

Lord Tang Duoyi: I'm a handsome, talented gentleman with impeccable manners, but I've never stood in for someone at a wedding before! And the groom is being completely uncooperative!

Princess Sucha: I won't marry any prince from any kingdom! If he still won't give up, I'll have to nitpick until they know better than to try!

The King and Queen of Luohu: Absolutely not, our daughter mustn't! We have to choose carefully and find her a suitable husband.

Princess Sucha: *sniffles* I'm mad! Neither of those princes will do! But that Tang envoy who's here to escort the bride seems pretty good! I'll take him!

Lord Tang Duoyi: The emperor never said I had to sell myself for this political marriage...

Onlookers: What kind of ridiculous move is this!!??

After the wedding:

Princess Sucha: So my consort is a kept man in disguise!!

Cuties, come check out my new book, "The Thorn in the Crown Prince's Side," next door~

Bonus scene 1:

Crown Prince: Since Mother ordered you to marry into the Eastern Palace, stay put and don't wander around! You're such a nuisance!

Crown Princess: The Crown Prince is mine. All other women, get lost!

The Crown Princess's cousin: The Crown Prince belongs to me and my sister. All other women, get lost!

Sun Muwan: Sure thing! I'm off!

Crown Prince: Sun Muwan! Stop right there!

Bonus scene 2:

++Sun Muwan: Do you know why the Crown Prince never comes to the rear courtyard? And do you know why the Crown Princess has been seeking out famous doctors?

++Onlookers: The Crown Prince and Crown Princess are devoted to each other, so he doesn't want to take other women to bed. The Crown Princess is consulting doctors everywhere so she can get pregnant soon.

++The Crown Prince nods repeatedly. Exactly!

++Sun Muwan: It's because the couple are united in treating his impotence!

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++Crown Prince: Pfft! Have her mouth slapped hard!

Theme: To be added