The Empress Dowager's Guide to Winning While Lying Down

[This novel is complete. Come on in and devour it!] Blurb below: At sixteen, Jiang Zheng was made empress. She went five years without bearing a child. Her father and brothers died in battle, her family fell into decline, and she was about to be deposed. But then the favored concubine joined forces with the Grand Tutor to rebel, and the emperor died suddenly, leaving behind a one-year-old son. She happily became Empress Dowager, happily carried her rival's child to court, happily appointed her own brother as the Imperial Uncle, and happily accepted the fake eunuch sent by the ministers... Then she happily (crossed out) horrifically discovered that all the fake eunuchs sent to her had died... Gu Jingchong (icy expression): Send one, kill one. Jiang Zheng (looking terrified): The Chancellor is terrifying, Brother. Let's figure out how to kill him! Reader's Guide: This is a fictional setting. The heroine has an average person's intelligence. The hero pursues the heroine. The hero is not a good person, but he dotes on the heroine and unconditionally accepts everything about her. Their love remains constant throughout, though the hero suffers a bit in the middle. You can skip chapters 29-33; it's very sweet after that. The author is a hopeless romantic, so the romance is the main focus. Please add my next novel to your reading list! Click the author's page to go there =3= The Alluring Beauty Is Delicious [Book Transmigration] Chu Yuan transmigrates into the role of a princess, burdened with the original character's reputation for flirtatious behavior, and is forced into a political marriage with the most terrifying man in the book: Qi Zhan, the heir of a neighboring kingdom. Qi Zhan is gloomy and cruel, with an overwhelming possessiveness. Chu Yuan remembers that in the book, the original character seduced Qi Zhan, then had an affair with someone else, and was consequently killed by him with a single slash. Qi Zhan strokes Chu Yuan's cheek, smiling without warmth. "I heard the Vice Minister of Rites gave Yuan Yuan a pearl hairpin?" Chu Yuan's voice is thin as a thread. "I... I already threw it away." Qi Zhan: "Good girl." [Gloomy, cruel, and extremely possessive male lead X sweet, charming, healing female lead] Theme: