Welcome to collect the fantasy film "Two Attackers' Life and Death"
Don't be fooled by the name and ignore the fact that it is a joke. (Mutual attack)
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The cunning Shangshu Bai Yuhui reunited with his junior brother in court, and the junior brother turned into a small boss under his enemy. Because the camps are different, they fight openly and covertly during the day, and fight against each other at night. The two of them finally crossed the thunder pool because they were out on business. Just when you were having fun with each other, Bai Yuhui was buried in the sea of fire...
After losing his memory, Bai Yuhui became the leader of Xiaopo Kingdom, and accidentally met his junior brother again, but his junior brother had become the protector of the enemy country, and he was extremely cold and aloof. Another opposing identity that cannot be explained. Bai Yuhui, who was wearing a mask, was not recognized by his junior brother at a glance, and was almost killed... Fortunately, after going round and round, the two finally rolled together again.
We must finally recognize each other, otherwise I wouldn't be able to sleep.
Overbearing King: This cat is so cute.
Lord Protector: Here you go.
Overbearing King: This cat has an owner.
Lord Protector: I'll buy it for you.
Overbearing King: Adjutant Li will not sell it because he is afraid that his wife will kill him.
Lord Protector: Are you so henpecked?
Overbearing King: ... Aren't you afraid of guilt?
Lord Protector: Afraid, very afraid.
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After rebirth, tie the villain leader to bed
Sui Changlin, the most righteous light in the world, defeated Xuan Mocheng, the most powerful villain in the world, and won.
Sui Changlin pays attention to the morality of the world, and promised Xuan Mocheng that if he won, he would personally bury Xuan Mocheng next to Wang Songting at the foot of Moxiyu Mountain. Sui Changlin was digging a pit, and Xuan Mocheng, who did not expect to be cheated to death, kicked him into the pit and quickly buried the light of justice until only his head was exposed.
The two had a friendly exchange.
"The light of justice? Bah, you actually drugged my drink. What kind of light are you? The light of darkness?"
"Ahem, Master Xuan, everyone in the world knows that I won. I would be very embarrassed if you came back to life so suddenly."
"I have to die if you want to save face? Who are you to me that I have to pamper you?"
"Promise me that as long as you don't appear in the arena, I will treat you as if I have buried you. Okay?"
"No."
"Then let's die together."
After rebirth, Xuan Mocheng unexpectedly discovered that he was helping his master select a disciple? Wait a minute, who is that dried radish behind? Isn't this the light of justice?
"Master, that boy looks very talented, let him be the one."
The ignorant Sui Changlin was thrown into the small pool in the backyard by Xuan Mocheng, washed clean, and packed back to bed.
"Senior brother, you... What are you doing?"
"Do you know what kind of skills I practice?"
"I don't know."
"Longyang Magic! How is it? Are you scared?"
Sui Changlin blinked his eyes and suddenly smiled: "I didn't expect that besides me, there is someone else who practices Longyang Magic Kung Fu? Senior brother! Let's start quickly!"
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Time travel live broadcast of school grassroots and school bully making fake show
The cps about the school bastard and the school bully that I knocked on are real!
Ji Wenyi, the school sweetheart in middle school A, and Yun Longhe, the bully in middle school B, made an appointment to meet in the woods after school because of an untrue love letter.
As soon as the people arrived, thunder struck down, and the two people were sent to an unknown space.
When the two opened their eyes, there were more than a dozen cameras in front of them, filming everyone wildly. The barrage rolling on the big screen behind them was almost the same as the live broadcast mode they usually used. Two people were in a live broadcast?
"Come on, let me talk about this scene. It needs to be surprising and unexpected. The time is one hour. Come on, 321 starts!"
The two people were confused and pushed into a corner by the other actors on the scene. The two of them hugged their legs and watched the actors in front of them busy as they were, crazily showing what surprise and unexpectedness were in front of the camera.
Yun Longhe: "Are you working so hard to compete for an Oscar?"
Ji Wenyi: "Why is the atmosphere so tense?"
"Wow, the two new ones at the back are so handsome!"
"Family members, we have new products! Please forgive me if these two little puppies don't perform well for a while, I'll take care of them!"
"Old man, get moving. The time is almost up. If you don't record it, you will be skinned. Aren't you afraid?"
Peel off? Peel off!
Only then did Yun Longhe realize that the paintings hanging on the wall in this room were made of human skin, and they were genuine human skin.
He and Ji Wenyi traveled through time and traveled to the live broadcast site?
Seeing that the time is coming, how should we perform this first scene!
Yun Longhe: "What does unexpected mean?"
Ji Wenyi: "It's unexpected that I failed the exam."
Yun Longhe: "Wow, look behind you there is a perfect score paper!"
Ji Wenyi turned around and saw nothing on the wall. When he turned around again, Yun Longhe shouted 123 and kissed him.
The barrage is going crazy!
"Ahhh! I'm going to die!"
"I will die with no regrets today!"
"6666, I want to refresh your health bar, you continue!"
Card!
The director projected a photo of the two of them kissing suddenly on a public screen. In the photo, Ji Wenyi was dazed, helpless, panicked, and surprised. The two people performed the unexpected to the best of their ability and became the best actor in the scene and got a day off.
During this day, the two of them fully understood the rules of this live broadcast room. If they could not satisfy the audience in front of the screen, they would be stripped and cramped. In order not to become murals on the wall, the two people had to cooperate again and move forward hand in hand during the live broadcast.
"Lao Ji, they said they want to see us love each other."
"Then we'll make a huge noise."
"Why?"
"Asking but not getting is the most terrible thing about the next episode."
"That makes sense. Tell me! Whose are the hickeys on your neck when you came back last night? Which dog bit you? I've been so good to you, but you actually went out to find a dog? I can't satisfy you anymore? Come here, I want to have a good conversation with you."
"Are you a drama queen? Start when you say start? Take off your belt for what? Put it back on!"
"Do you think I look like an actor?"
"Fuck, you're serious about coming, right? Okay, I'm still so angry that I can't get enough of it, so hurry up and deliver it. Don't blame me for not reminding you."
It scrolls directly on the barrage and cannot be seen directly...
"I'll pay, I'll bleed, and remove the mosaic!"
"One person writes in blood, and the director takes a close-up of them, the kind that makes them look like they're under the covers!"
"Hehehe, hehehe, it smells so good."
Intention: Difficulties are not our obstacles, but our gas stations. Crush the difficulties, stride forward, and embrace a better tomorrow.
Reader comments
The two of them are so cozy. After their identities were revealed, there were no quarrels or misunderstandings at all. [Poor] It's very comfortable.
The two of them are so cozy. After their identities were revealed, there were no quarrels or misunderstandings at all. [Poor] It's very comfortable.