Both Gods, Please Respect Yourselves.

My most handsome and most powerful Qinglong Gong among the narcissistic and stinking gods in the sky VS You guys can do whatever you like and don't disturb my rat spirit gong who is secretly cultivating to become an immortal. The gods fight and the idlers disperse. What should I do if I travel to a time and space where gods fight? Of course, I have to hug the thickest thigh to survive. That's what the little mouse Jing Mo Ming thought. I thought he was a good student with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills, and he turned into a low-class little rat. The gap was too big, and Mo Ming expressed my dissatisfaction. When Qinglong's sword was placed on his neck, Mo Ming felt that whether he was convinced or not was a trivial matter, and living was serious. Mo Ming didn't wear it at the right time. Qinglong was in front of the alchemy furnace and watched as his ninety-nine and eighty-one-day elixir was about to come out of the furnace. When Mo Ming smashed it down, he brought with him a lot of Milky Way Heavenly Water. This water was the most powerful against Qinglong's furnace fire. The eighty-one-day elixir was half a day old and turned into a black sheep shit egg, which Mo Ming even accidentally ate. Qinglong had only one idea: cut him open, take out the sheep shit egg and re-create it. Mo Ming was in a hurry and suddenly came to his senses. Rainbow Fart came out of his mouth, saved his own life, and became a follower in the Qinglong Palace. The little follower was used to showing off his power, and he actually had an idea for his master, the Qinglong Shenjun. "This figure, tsk tsk tsk, doesn't even have eight-pack abs." "Shall I take off my clothes and count them for you?" "No need, I have one myself." "Then take it off and let me take a look." ..... "Mo Ming, you've become more and more talkative recently." "That's it, how can I get you, the diamond king in heaven, if you are not very powerful?" Diamond King Lao Wu? Qinglong Shenjun thought carefully about the scene when he heard this sentence for the first time. Mo Ming, a top student in the school, took the weekly test and finished at the bottom of the class. After being scolded by everyone's love, he unexpectedly fell in love with online novels and couldn't help himself. One day, he read a novel about immortals fighting, and became a fan of the Azure Dragon Divine Lord in it. He thought about how great it would be to travel through the past and become the Azure Dragon Divine Lord. After a good sleep, his sweet dream almost came true. Even though he was wearing it, he also met the Qinglong God Lord, but he was dressed as a mouse spirit... And at this time, because he stole the Qinglong God Lord's offering, he was being picked up by the Qinglong tail and was about to be thrown into the alchemy furnace. Mo Ming's strong desire to survive exploded instantly, and with his sharp tongue, he saved his own life. The little mouse Jing Gong who only wants to live a good life vs. The Azure Dragon God Lord Gong who wants to kill all the monsters in the world The manuscript is being saved. If you like it, come and collect it. Mo Ming: The king of gods is mighty, and I can't even express my admiration for you for three days and three nights. Qinglong Shenjun: It doesn't take three days and three nights. Why don't you tell me what you admire about me now? Mo Ming: Tall! Big! Strong! Qinglong Shenjun: Why does your description sound weird? Mo Ming: Don't worry about it, God, you are a graceful and graceful jade tree, you are actually a diamond king in the heaven... Qinglong Shenjun: What is Wang Laowu? What are diamonds? Mo Ming: Lord Shen, you are good-looking and handsome in fighting. You are the most handsome in the three realms. Do you understand? Qinglong Shenjun: Yes, continue. .. Gone..... "Then suffer death." Intention: The kindness of a drop of water will be repaid by a spring of spring. Do not do evil for small things.