I Cultivate Skills Like Trees and Grow Rich

Zhou Jinxing is the only person in all the heavens who can grow a skill tree.

But before he could raise a hand and make a forest, scatter beans and summon an army, or stand up to gods bent on killing him,

he did all of it just to stay alive.

He has grown suns and fished up moons.

He has infused food with souls.

He has helped the ocean's overlord find a partner.

He plants trees by day and works as a gigolo by night.

But in the end, he discovers that his old job, growing skill trees, is still the fastest way to make money.

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Xu Zhiyao is a Xiezhi, a divine being Zhou Jinxing fished out of a river.

He can discern loyalty from treachery, good from evil, and right from wrong.

He's best at using his horn to gore liars.

And Zhou Jinxing is best at spouting nonsense.

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More and more people come to Zhou Jinxing for skill fruits, but Zhou Jinxing doesn't want to put in any effort. All he wants is to lie flat and get rich.

Zhou Jinxing: “Keep me, will you? Buy three nights, get one free.”

Xu Zhiyao: “Deal.”

That night.

Zhou Jinxing: “Xu Zhiyao! Do you have some misunderstanding about what it means to sell yourself? You bought me just so you could make me plant trees at night, didn't you?”

Xu Zhiyao: “Mm. Buy three, get one free. After tonight, there are still three days left. Get to it.”

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Everyone in the spirit realms knows Xu Zhiyao likes this young master. Everyone except Zhou Jinxing.

But the first time Zhou Jinxing said, “I love you,” Xu Zhiyao nearly gored right through him.

“Stop talking nonsense.”

But Zhou Jinxing came to love the thrill of teasing him.

The last time, though, Xu Zhiyao unexpectedly didn't gore him, and the two of them fell silent.

Zhou Jinxing: I'm done for. I think I've... fallen in love.

“Wait, I don't like you- Xu Zhiyao! Do you have to gore me every time?”

Coming soon: I Think I've Become Nuwa. Add it to your favorites!

A spaceship meant to exile several criminals was forced to make an emergency landing on a blue planet.

Ming Huanyu was the spaceship's only pilot.

The supplies onboard were scarce, but it still had advanced technology.

One piece of technology could create living people from clay, ensuring the criminals wouldn't be unable to reproduce.

Ming Huanyu had stolen it from his planet.

He was a criminal, too.

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The blue planet where they crash-landed was lush with greenery, but completely uninhabited.

Ming Huanyu molded the first person there, and they named him Pangu.

Pangu might have been a failed creation, because he was accidentally molded... way too big.

Before long, Ming Huanyu had molded Xuanyuan and Youxiong, too.

The Yellow Emperor and the Flame Emperor, who would later become mighty rulers, both grew up in his arms.

He even made a birdlike body for a drowned girl and named her Jingwei.

He also molded some rare creatures, and named them Dragon and Phoenix.

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Ming Huanyu didn't neglect himself, either. He molded a man for himself.

His rowdy friends insisted on naming the man...

“Fuxi.”

Ming Huanyu: “Why would you do that!”

“Are Nuwa and Fuxi a couple or something?”

Ming Huanyu: “No way. Don't even think about it.”

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When Cangjie invented writing, Ming Huanyu was there.

When the Battle of Zhuolu was fought, Ming Huanyu was there.

When Shennong tasted all the herbs, Ming Huanyu was there, too, and he had no idea how many times he saved him.

“Please stop eating that.”

Ming Huanyu witnessed the birth of a civilization with his own eyes, and watched it endure.

Later on, he heard people in the future called their group...

Gods.