The White Snake Lady Is Bursting with Boyfriend Energy [White Snake]

After cultivating for a thousand years, a white snake finally takes human form and meets the apothecary apprentice Xu Xian at Broken Bridge. They fall in love at first sight, grow fonder with each meeting, and pledge themselves to each other on their third encounter. So his wife won't be worn down by a mortgage and the daily grind after they marry, Xu Xian works himself to the bone to earn money. At last, he brings the beautiful Bai Suzhen home as his bride. But then Xu Xian discovers that the wife he chased for three whole streets before marrying has two [beep]! WTF??? Did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed today? Why is the breathtakingly beautiful Lady Bai a man! Xu Xian is certain he's straight, so he thinks, why not just get a divorce? He's charming, handsome, and suave. Surely finding another pretty wife would be a piece of cake? But after seeing the sorry-looking people all over town, Xu Xian falls into deep thought. Should he marry a plain-looking real woman, or keep living with a man who may have a cross-dressing fetish but is undeniably gorgeous... Just as Xu Xian is struggling to choose, Bai Suzhen proves he's the ultimate boyfriend, pampering him until he's practically a princess. Savoring the nourishing porridge his wife feeds him by hand, Xu Xian smacks his lips. “Huh, maybe this isn't so bad after all?” Fahai: Your wife isn't human. He's a snake demon! Xu Xian: Sorry, my wife told me not to talk to strangers. Gentle, considerate, warm-hearted and domineering Bai Suzhen x Xu Xian, who always thought he was the one on top Content warnings: 1. This is a retelling that turns the Legend of the White Snake on its head. Please don't nitpick the details. 2. Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing are both men. 3. Xu Xian is a cutie.