The Princesses Are Always Breaking Character

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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She was kind and adorable, and everyone in town loved her...

Shen Yulan closes the storybook in despair and looks at the cross-dressing hunk in front of him, who is even taller than he is.

You call this Little Red Riding Hood?

The hunk smiles faintly. "Hello, Mr. Wolf."

Shen Yulan discovers that every world has a princess who's not quite right in the head.

And the way this princess looks at him is a little strange.

A diligent task-doer who is the pursued one vs. a big shot who only wants to date him.

> One-on-one, happy ending.

Note: The protagonist travels quickly between worlds to complete missions. Pay attention: this is a quick-transmigration BL romance, about two cross-dressing men falling in love.

The author's logic is dead, and this is a brainless wish-fulfillment story. It's all made up, so it doesn't need logic. Personal attacks won't be accepted.

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The Most Beautiful Person Under Heaven

Yan Hongchen hasn't been active in the cultivation world for a hundred and eighty years, but legends about him still abound.

Simply because he is the greatest sword under heaven.

And even more famous than his sword is his beauty.

Autumn frost and moonlight, spring sunshine and rivers of stars, none can compare to the sight of him raising his eyes.

Unfortunately, he has a mouth.

He thinks there are only three kinds of flowers in the world:

Flowers at home, wildflowers,

and his own incomparable beauty.

But according to the greatest man under heaven himself, being as good-looking as he is does come with its share of troubles.

The younger brother at home has started to get a little out of hand.

He takes one step back, and the other pushes his luck.

He takes two steps back, and the other climbs right over him.

Eventually, he can't take it anymore and slaps the face of the increasingly outrageous pup.

The pup doesn't care. He licks the trace of blood on his hand and asks him with a brazen smile, "Does your hand hurt?"

The world's greatest (in every way) mute groom who is the pursued one × a younger, secretly mad attack

P.S. The attack is sweet on the outside, dark underneath. He isn't crazy at first. There are several prominent characters, the golden finger is absurdly powerful, and the pursued one is invincible from the opening chapter (the attack isn't).

It might also be a bit slow to warm up, so please stick with it (bows).

The pursued one appears at the end of Chapter One.

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Transmigrated into a Book and Became a Professional Stand-In

After transmigrating into a book, Wan Qiunian becomes a supporting female character. With a face almost identical to the heroine's, she successfully rises to the top and becomes the male lead's stand-in for his beloved.

The male lead gives her thirty million a month and comes to sit at her house every night.

Until his beloved returns to the country. With a trace of loss in his calm voice, he bids her farewell: "You'll never be her."

Wan Qiunian looks heartbroken, but is secretly delighted.

Then she takes out her phone and contacts the second male lead: "I've thought it over. I love you. I'm willing to be her stand-in."

Wan Qiunian: Don't ask. I'm a professional.

Then she can't resist the temptation of money and takes on several stand-in jobs at once.

At last, the truth comes out, and she gets caught.

The male leads and supporting male characters crowd into her home and demand to know who she really loves.

Wan Qiunian slowly says, "At this point, I guess..."

The men hold their breath, waiting for her choice.

Wan Qiunian makes her decision: "The highest bidder wins!"

The men: ...

They turn around angrily and go home to count their assets.

One day, the poor junior who has just received his scholarship sends her a message.

Junior: Senior, I think I might like you.

Wan Qiunian: Why?

The junior blushes: When I leaned against you tonight, you instinctively moved away. You're so upright. I like you so much.

Wan Qiunian silently lights a cigarette: Junior, that's because you're broke as hell.

The heroine is a penny-pincher, devoted to making money for a hundred years.

CP: The junior. He's pretending to be poor but is actually rich, and he only loves the heroine from beginning to end.

Funny throughout, with face-slapping along the way.

Premise: An adult fairy tale