Lu Weiran transmigrated into a world where everyone could uproot a willow tree with one hand, and somehow became the greatest martial artist under heaven.
He discovered there were only two kinds of people in the world: those who wanted to challenge him to a duel, and those who wanted to take him as their master so they could challenge him to a duel later.
But he's a complete weakling.
Naturally, he chose to cling to someone powerful.
Lu Weiran grabbed at his lifeline, the legendary refined gentleman Huan Shaoge: "Want to become my disciple, friend? Come learn Newton's three laws of classical mechanics! 70% off, bargain-basement prices, and 20 off for new users!"
Huan Shaoge paid the tuition, then immediately performed a Cloud Ladder Leap. "What does this Newton guy have to say about that?"
Lu Weiran: "..."
Lu Weiran: "I'm out!"
#A refined hypocrite, the fake greatest under heaven
#I want to cling to someone powerful, you want to fall in love
Couplet: Keep lying and cherish each other
[Next story]
"Little Did He Know, His Sword Was Too Gentle"
Pei Jin, a renowned figure of the immortal sects, is universally acknowledged as a heaven-blessed genius. Arrogant, haughty, and cold-hearted, he looks down on no one more than the self-taught Bai Jue.
What he finds even more unbearable is that Bai Jue has gotten involved with a spirit consciousness who looks exactly like him, using his body to flirt and coo with that person. It makes Pei Jin sick to his stomach.
Pei Jin threatens Bai Jue: "Even if Pei Tingyao is my spirit consciousness, we have different tastes. I'd turn into a dog before I ever fell for you!"
Later, that wisp of spirit consciousness returns to its proper place. Pei Jin holds the heartbroken Bai Jue and pretends to be Pei Tingyao so he can kiss him. When he sees the light suddenly return to his rival's dim eyes, his own heart turns bitter and achingly sour.
#Pei Jin: Jealous of myself
#Pei Jin: I've always been proud and never bowed my head!
#Pei Jin: Becoming a dog for love
He once sent a single sword strike crashing through the nine heavens, yet somehow missed Bai Jue, who hadn't even moved.
The cultivators: You can't blame Pei Jin. It's Bai Jue's bewitching power that's to blame. Anyone who sees him falls for him!
Bai Jue: Help! I really didn't mean to bewitch anyone QAQ
A beauty who accidentally commits crimes with his looks, the shou (Bai Jue) x a prickly wild pepper from the mountain peaks, the gong (Pei Jin = Pei Tingyao)
Theme:
I feel like I haven't seen enough! But the story is still very exciting, why didn't the author continue writing it?
Oh, Xiaohuan should have known about it first, right?
Hahahaha, it's so picturesque
Don't you explain it in the last chapter? It was really good from beginning to end, I was so frustrated watching it...
I didn't understand the meaning of the word, but I guessed it must be roast goose hahaha
Where is my big car??? If it's not a Rolls-Royce Phantom, it has to be a Lamborghini Black Bat???? Why is there only one stroller left???? I don't even smell the car exhaust. Let me ask about the car exhaust. (Poor. Jpg)
Damn it, gentlemen, I'm so excited.
It's good-looking, I like Xiuzhen's writing
Finished spreading flowers! Madam, don't you consider writing a side story?
Hey hey hey hey jpg.